chook fowler

Guilty as charged

Both Harmes and Bowey are very unlucky not to be playing. I understand why but I like both of them in the side.

I know how I would rather check out

Don’t forget me mate Bowza

The Weed has had RoundUp applied.

Francis Bourke?

I thought Longmuir sounded incoherent in his pregame interview. Wouldn’t be surprised if the wheels are falling off. Here’s hoping the purple is becoming puce.

as an aside, I get the impression Reece Conca has been a good get - he seems to love the players and looks really happy and excited when they do well. I think he would be a positive presence in the Club.

Gawn has been magnificent as captain and the job is his as long as he wants it. Viney is the perfect 2IC and should stay in that role indefinitely.

Fake news.

A three way may be just the thing to keep him here.

What a champion and what a family.

They would want to be Christofle steak knives

Bummer!

Asked to count the zeros on his contract

Nibbler is badly out of form - has slowed down and getting caught too often. I think he needs a break. Weed must go surely - again zero physicality.

Viney Gus Trac Fritta Spargo Hibberd

Please no more talk of Lobbe - hopeless player. The hair says it all.

If anybody suggests Spargo be dropped I will personally administer a barbed wire enema

Jackson has checked out - weak as

Weed - no stats. That’s a worry

Viney you absolute star

King is a non-entity. No point in responding to his drivel.

I’m ready - defibrillator charged, pacemaker checked, catheter in situ and cannabis oil close by. Bring it on.

Finger extraction time.