chook fowler

Think of me with my Sao biscuits, plastic cheese, kabana and VB

Having trouble getting my head around selection. We have lost our most prolific contributor and have 4 low possession players - Bedford, Kozzie, Spargo and Melksham. As well we have no physical presence in the forward line from our talls . As always, happy to be proven wrong.

Bedford is the mystery to me - had been terrible for the past 2 weeks

Hope he is meek by name and not by nature.

Does anyone know about Lloyd Meek, mentioned in the Sun as likely to be a Dee if Jackson leaves?

Signed for 2 decades

Sparrow maybe but Jordon has been one of our most consistent, racking up 20+ possessions on the wing which is elite.

On to the rookie list

I plead the fifth.

Thumbs are over-rated

Time for another lockdown - it worked for us big time last year.

Can't understand the anti- Spargo feeling - was responsible for 4 goals vs the Lions.

please explain.

Bacon tells porkies.

We have a herd of elephants - Kozzie, Fritsch, BBB and Salem.

Dunstan in for Clarrie - he is no Clarrie but that is what we drafted him for, as cover. Bedford for Bill Laurie. Hunt vs Bowey - 50/50 be interesting to se which way they go. Fritsch is playing lazy selfish football and may be dropped to send a message but will probably survive. Ben Brown is cooked but there is no obvious replacement.

I also remember that as one of the worst acts I have seen on the field. It was beyond careless- there was malice in it.

Dog act that should be sanctioned.

Couldn’t take a mark, couldn’t stick a tackle, couldn’t hit a target inside 50, caught holding the ball too often. Overall a pretty inept performance.

Bedford out surely. Whilst Fritsch won’t be dropped, he is playing lazy, selfish football. We have no one that can take a mark - BBB, Jackson and Gawn, hardly any.

Lever Trac Viney Clarrie Gus Hibberd

8 possessions between Kozzie, Bedford and Spargo - unsustainable

Would you recommend Hua Hin BBO?

I appoint you the Poet Laureate of Demonland. Arise Sir Neil.

Could you please visit the Cats dressing room?