FireInTheBennelly

Yes quite right. It's only our boots that are going up our opponent's ends this year

https://youtu.be/Qz-R857qXrM

Do you have any relatives named Yolanda? They'll know the answer

What?

Cool, honey bunny

How long before he picks up the nickname Noel?

JT's cooking up a smokey for sure

It's very low key in the commentary box, almost as if this wasn't supposed to happen, as if the commentary team wasn't prepared for a Melbourne win. What do you reckon BT? [censored] moron

Kozzie had beans for lunch

Quick question for the Bont. Did you just get outmarked by Spargo?

Only an hour to go. Fire up!

Is this our first chance to play a team above us on the ladder? Funny thing though, if we do win, we still won't have beaten anyone above us on the ladder.

Does rivers get that role and nev comes in? He's the one player we don't really seem to have a ready replacement for

Hoping we can get the centre clearances happening today. Need that fixed by next week.

Does anyone else get a Michael Long circa 2000 vibe about Marlion Pickett?

Dusty looking for a contested touch, tagging the goal umpire

I'm pretty sure he's been high on the list ever since he was first seen at AFL level

Did BT cop many head knocks when he played?

Would need a pouch for the cheese board

I reckon we'll have that covered halfway through the 2nd quarter, and really turn it on. A 10 goal win is there for the taking.

Isn't Pickett staying with Trac, I thought Spargo was as well. Full house, no dice

Shaun Higgins had a shot for goal last night, from well outside fifty. No chance. Allowed to take his time. Runs in, spears around inside the mark, gets to the fifty, at least 2 metres inside the man on the mark, and kicks. No play on call

Button it right now big fella, or I'll have Gordon Legal send you a letter

Reckon I might quit my day job and open a barber shop in Footscray