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Clogs always puts in 100% ..sometimes its effective...sometimes its not... but he does try.

 

Holland is so ordinary, but I love him!

He's our best forward today, that is incredibly depressing.

7 Melbourne forwards can't force a contest.

We are so so so bad, words cannot do justice to our inability to play this game called AFL.

Thank god Brocky is now in the midfield!

 
Holland is not that bad, but we will never climb the ladder with him.

Buckley does not chase hard enough, thats twice ive watched him jog after the guy with the ball. Not good enough.

Brock in the Baclkline .... what is Rilley on

Miller on Goodes

No chasing of opponents from the forwards

What a rabble

you know it cant be going really well if ol' Clogs is our top goal scorer !! lol


of course its AFL Another F'n Loss

Riley wanted chook to follow Bolton and Bolton went to the forward line.

We can not stick a tackle, so easy they slip our tackles.

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Holland is actually playing well... a couple goals, second efforts, tackles

 

If I throw my other shoe at the TV, will they MAN-UP?

JUST MAN-UP!

If you can't kick, and you can't mark, at least stop your opponents from doing it!


It won't help Jaded, all it will mean is you will have to get up and get your shoe, just to throw it all over again.

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I see no one wants to play on Schnieder, seems to be alone all the time.

Who is actually supposed to be playing on him?

Who is actually supposed to be playing on him?

I don't know! i have not seen anyone actually line up on him.


If we had of got rid of J.White, instead of Jolly, we would have had a top 10 draft pick and about an extra 300k to spend on another player, and we would be no worse off in the ruck.

If 'ifs' and 'buts' were dollars and cents, I'd have some number of dollars and probably some cents as well, although they annoy me.

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Seriously, are we playing 2 men down, i always see free sydney players running through the middle of the ground?

We are the worst team in the competition

not even richmond were spanked this bad last week


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3.4.22

10.5.65

I know it's of no coincidence, but does anyone get the impression that Alastair Lynch hates the demons, Dwayne Russell loves the swans, and Danny Frawley doesn't want to be biased towards Melbourne because of James, so he butters the swans up. I know we're playing badly (understatement) but it's giving me the irits!

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I too feel those vibes

 

i've been saying it for weeks/years, fox commentary is terrible.

always seems to be anti-melbourne, then again when you play like this what can you say for melbourne?

this is horrible to watch, though i still reckon better than kangas or port games

ffs we have the worst skills in australia!! every time simon buckley has had a possession he turns it over!! our delivery into the forward line is yuck!


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