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MOTY & GOTY - VOTE NOW!

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VOTE FOR MELKY!

Round 19 Mark of the Year nomination

Jake is up against Nate Caddy and Luke Parker. We DON’T wanna see either of these two win it and for good reason…  Nate Caddy is an Essendon player and Luke Parker is Luke Parker 😁

Please vote for Melks and make something good come from Sunday’s heartbreak.

Who knows… You might win the $5000 prize. 🥳

Voting closes at 10am this Thursday.

LET’S GET VOTING, ALL!

 

Done 👍😁😁

Just a friendly reminder to vote for Melks.

Round 19 Mark of the Year nomination

There’s no reason not to vote. It takes less than 10 seconds. Click on the link, tap on Melky’s pic then press submit… too easy.

You don’t even have to watch the video of the three marks (it’s a waste of time anyways since Jake’s is hands down the best one. Caddy’s is OK and Parker’s is just making up the numbers).

Votiing closes at 10am on Thursday. But fear not, I’ll remind y’all several times before then. 😁

VOTE NOW!

 

There’s still time to vote for the round 19 MOTY nomination!

Voting closes at 10am tomorrow.

VOTE FOR MELKSY’S MARK!!!

If you’ve not yet voted, how about you do so right now?! 😃 CBF right now? That’s ok… voting is open ‘til 10am tomorrow.


There’s still an hour and a half to vote for Melks!

BTW we’re doing pretty well in the GOTY and MOTY nominations….

Four of 19 GOTY noms are Demons.

Two of 19 MOTY noms are Demons.

LET’S MAKE THAT THREE!!!

For the love of all things good and holy:

VOTE FOR MELKY NOW!!!

https://www.afl.com.au/mark-of-the-year

46 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

There’s still an hour and a half to vote for Melks!

BTW we’re doing pretty well in the GOTY and MOTY nominations….

Four of 19 GOTY noms are Demons.

Two of 19 MOTY noms are Demons.

LET’S MAKE THAT THREE!!!

For the love of all things good and holy:

VOTE FOR MELKY NOW!!!

https://www.afl.com.au/mark-of-the-year

Leave me alone mum, I’ve done it already! And I’ve made my bed.

3 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Leave me alone mum, I’ve done it already! And I’ve made my bed.

Good boy. Now those dirty dishes ain’t gonna wash themselves. Then there’s the chook coop to clean out. 

 

Melky didn’t win the Round 19 MOTY nomination. 😭

But worse than him not winning it is the fact that Nate Caddy won it. It just had to be an Essendon player, didn’t it 🤮

*adds this to her roll of toilet paper-length list of reasons for hating Essendon*

 

All good though, Melks will take a gravity-defying screamer in Round 24 over Maynard, knocking him out cold in the process, this footy act immediately ending the filthy thug’s career. Do I hear an Amen?

😏

 

10 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Melky didn’t win the Round 19 MOTY nomination. 😭

But worse than him not winning it is the fact that Nate Caddy won it. It just had to be an Essendon player, didn’t it 🤮

*adds this to her roll of toilet paper-length list of reasons for hating Essendon*

 

All good though, Melks will take a gravity-defying screamer in Round 24 over Maynard, knocking him out cold in the process, this footy act immediately ending the filthy thug’s career. Do I hear an Amen?

😏

 

Amen and Amen sister.


This week we all need to vote for…

Chin Chandler!

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳


Chin’s goal is one of the contenders for  the Round 20 GOTY nomination.

Round 20 Goal Of The Year nomination

Chin is up against Tyson Stengle and Zach Merrett. Melky getting beaten by an Essendon player for MOTY nom last week sucked, let’s not allow another Essendon player to beat another Demon this week. So…

PLEASE VOTE FOR CHINNY CHIN CHANDLER!!!

Voting closes at 10am on Thursday. 

Done - it was a brilliant goal by Chin.

Done.  Pressure goal by an underrated pressure player


I smell a Zach Merritt win in the air. 🤬

NOT HAPPY, JAN!

Please VOTE FOR CHIN 🙏

 

Round 20 GOTY nomination… our very own Chin

 

We’ve got four nominees sewn up already for GOTY for this season. Let’s make it FIVE!!!

Voting closes at 10am on Thursday.

Vote as many times as you like, or better still… vote as many times as I’d like you to vote, ie. LOTS. 🤗

JUST GET VOTIN’ K?!

 

 

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