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My 3 word player analysis V Port Umpires

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19 hours ago, loges said:

I might reply if I could actually understand what you are saying here.

Fair enough i read it and it was a bit jumbled. The point being is i find it quite difficult to cope with the Media week in and week out so i hope they don't think we are going to cop it.

 

18 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Ditto.... mumbo jumbo

You can see the disdain that players have for the indecision making process that goes on week in and week out. 

How decisions that are completely incongruous to the whole game except for the last minute pop up and a team loses.

How players do not get penalised for being in the protected zone in one game this week yet last week were, by the same umpire, in a different game at a crucial stage.

How players get regularly warned going over a mark, from some clubs and when others from other clubs do it they are penalised. How angles regularly get changed  to play on and not play on calls

 

Tonight's Special Privilege for Collingwood.

 Coll Player puts hand up. Carlton on mark. Player kicks ball after extra seconds have elapsed. All we hear in our games is play on.

On 5/20/2023 at 9:07 AM, Willmoy1947 said:

HAPPENS EVERY WEEK

Heard from confidant that we are all the AFL talk about every Monday or Tuesday. Stop laughing at the AFL, boys.

Which umpires to do our game and which umpires not to...

How to catch us unprepared, different rule to be regurgitated and enforced. How cocky we are. How our senior/leaders players talk back to the Media all the time, to the point of no communication for fear of retribution back on the field.

Bollocks

If I need to use three words consistent with the thread: Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks

 

This thread is a joke.  I didnt see the game but how can virtually every player get a negative write up when one lousy kick would of won the game for us and we'd be sitting pretty heading towards Sept.  Huge ask for MFC to win on the road for the fifth time against the 2nd most in form side over in Adelaide.

Please stop wearing those ridiculous theme tops. All the teams look awful in them. NRL is laughing at us.

The AFL has lost its mind over the past 13 years or so. I reckon the rot started with the Meatloaf GF  debacle.

 

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31 minutes ago, Deebauched said:

This thread is a joke.  I didnt see the game but how can virtually every player get a negative write up when one lousy kick would of won the game for us and we'd be sitting pretty heading towards Sept.  Huge ask for MFC to win on the road for the fifth time against the 2nd most in form side over in Adelaide.

Please stop wearing those ridiculous theme tops. All the teams look awful in them. NRL is laughing at us.

The AFL has lost its mind over the past 13 years or so. I reckon the rot started with the Meatloaf GF  debacle.

 

You write some rubbish but this is right up there. The NRL??? Who TF cares what they think.


Harsh 3WPA this week.

Based more on the outcome of the game, rather that the overall actions of the players. 

Are we sure joeboy hasn't been hacked by Michael Christensen?

1 hour ago, Deebauched said:

This thread is a joke.  I didnt see the game but how can virtually every player get a negative write up when one lousy kick would of won the game for us and we'd be sitting pretty heading towards Sept.  Huge ask for MFC to win on the road for the fifth time against the 2nd most in form side over in Adelaide.

Please stop wearing those ridiculous theme tops. All the teams look awful in them. NRL is laughing at us.

The AFL has lost its mind over the past 13 years or so. I reckon the rot started with the Meatloaf GF  debacle.

 

🤔🤔 Didn't see the game......

Perhaps you might have stopped with that.

Had you.... 

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