2021 Player Reviews: #6 Luke Jackson

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

I'm sure every club and sundry would love to add Luke to their ranks.

I think it was the Freo recruiting guy (their Jason Taylor) who said he would give up his entire draft for Luke Jackson. That might be 20-20 hindsight, but whatever, other clubs rate him. A guy with 11 players in front of him in our B&F.

 

GO DEMONS!!!

[adonski 12,429]

4 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

I think it was the Freo recruiting guy (their Jason Taylor) who said he would give up his entire draft for Luke Jackson. That might be 20-20 hindsight, but whatever, other clubs rate him. A guy with 11 players in front of him in our B&F.

 

GO DEMONS!!!

Where'd you hear this from?

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

16 minutes ago, adonski said:

Where'd you hear this from?

Down the pub. I met this bloke who was a goldmine of information. He used to own Black Caviar. He also told me that Joe Root bet $100K on Australia to win the Ashes 5-0. I can't remember all the amazing things he told me, but it was a lucky encounter for me. He sold me a brand new iPad for $150. (I knocked him down from $250. He didn't know who he was up against!) I haven't been able to turn it on yet. I think it might be the way I'm pressing the button.

[adonski 12,429]

6 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Down the pub. I met this bloke who was a goldmine of information. He used to own Black Caviar. He also told me that Joe Root bet $100K on Australia to win the Ashes 5-0. I can't remember all the amazing things he told me, but it was a lucky encounter for me. He sold me a brand new iPad for $150. (I knocked him down from $250. He didn't know who he was up against!) I haven't been able to turn it on yet. I think it might be the way I'm pressing the button.

Try asking Siri to play clarry highlights, that typically helps fire the old ipad up

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

OK, I had my facts a bit garbled. It wasn't the Freo recruiting guy but an ex-Freo player. (What with all the premiership winning in these parts, my poor noggin becomes unreliable more than somewhat.) Unfortunately the company of Karl Langdon reduces his credibility significantly. Nonetheless .... read on, dear listener.

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2021/08/23/the-talented-teenager-fremantle-should-trade-every-draft-pick-for/

[Demon Disciple 12,274]

1 minute ago, adonski said:

Try asking Siri to play clarry highlights, that typically helps fire the old ipad up

It will be met with a response of “I’m sorry, my battery life is not long enough to play all of Clayton Oliver’s highlights”

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

2 minutes ago, adonski said:

Try asking Siri to play clarry highlights, that typically helps fire the old ipad up

Actually, I have tried that on my phone, and Siri just plays the audio from a scene from the movie "When Harry Met Sally". It's just a bunch of groaning and then a lady says "I'll have what she's having." Nothing to do with football at all. Siri may have been hacked?

[adonski 12,429]

3 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Actually, I have tried that on my phone, and Siri just plays the audio from a scene from the movie "When Harry Met Sally". It's just a bunch of groaning and then a lady says "I'll have what she's having." Nothing to do with football at all. Siri may have been hacked?

His highlights typically come with an age restriction for explicit content but that's a new one

[Mikey 5]

Luke Jackson Podcast: 

I’ve come across this podcast (I think it was shared in a forum here earlier) from a couple of guys in Perth - who interviewed Luke Jackson. Part two will be shared on Friday (24th) and he’ll be talking about the grand final specifically! 

 

spotify link: 

 

[dworship 3,342]

On 12/18/2021 at 6:20 PM, Mazer Rackham said:

Down the pub. I met this bloke who was a goldmine of information. He used to own Black Caviar. He also told me that Joe Root bet $100K on Australia to win the Ashes 5-0. I can't remember all the amazing things he told me, but it was a lucky encounter for me. He sold me a brand new iPad for $150. (I knocked him down from $250. He didn't know who he was up against!) I haven't been able to turn it on yet. I think it might be the way I'm pressing the button.

Is there any chance your name is actually Razer  Mackham?

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When are we getting the Luke Jackson re-signs notification?

[Fritta The Hair G.O.A.T. 510]

On 12/18/2021 at 6:20 PM, Mazer Rackham said:

He also told me that Joe Root bet $100K on Australia to win the Ashes 5-0.

Joe must have been devastated watching that last session in Sydney!

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

24 minutes ago, Doggas front teeth said:

Joe must have been devastated watching that last session in Sydney!

Yeah, he gave Jimmy Anderson a hell of a bake after that. Lucky for Joe, he'd made some side bets over whether he'd make a duck and got most of his money back.