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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

just an observation

we measure number of posts but not volume of text in posts

some posters are notorious for humongous walls of text often to just to make a simple point

worse, some manage these walls of text with no punctuation or paragraphs

at least we don't have anymore one particular poster who managed to grossly mix up constant changes of font, font size, colour and other highlighting all in the one sentence

Not to mention posters who refuse to use upper case.

 
38 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Not to mention posters who refuse to use upper case.

who?

despicable and grossly lazy

Don’t know how I will feel when someone gives me the vomit emoji…

 
59 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you forgot the font change ? ........otherwise impressive

can't do font change any more from menu, but you can import it if you can be so bothered

Yeh couldn’t work out how to change the font or colour.. 

1 minute ago, rpfc said:

Don’t know how I will feel when someone gives me the vomit emoji…

?

here ya go........how did it feel?


1 minute ago, Ethan Trembley said:

Yeh couldn’t work out how to change the font or colour.. 

colour is the right hand graphic on bar showing [A ]

 
2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

at least we don't have anymore one particular poster who managed to grossly mix up constant changes of font, font size, colour and other highlighting all in the one sentence

I take offence at your deluded implication that the board is better thanks to the abscence of said poster who righteously deviated from effete, coddled MFC indulgence, the origins of which are surely a by-product of too much time spent among the smug elitists in the Northern Stand. 
Don’t you find it curious that now we are on the verge of building a social club, we are also contending for the premiership? 

THiNk @b0u+ it!

Edited by Colin B. Flaubert

6 hours ago, Demonland said:

Traditionally Draft Night (and the following day), particularly when we have picks in the Top 10 are our biggest days.

The night of the 2014 draft, traffic was predictably busy when we drafted Petracca at #2 and Brayshaw at #3.  There were still a multitude of posters online when we later took Neal-Bullen at #40 and Stretch (F/S) at #42.

However, the site crashed such was the overwhelming excitement and anticipation when it was announced that our last pick at #53 was spent on .... Oscar McDonald!


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