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It was great to see Nathan Jones down on the bench with the headphones on in the thick of things.  He was clearly still engaged and elated with the win.  That's a healthy sign of good culture.

 
On 9/13/2020 at 11:00 AM, picket fence said:

...that MONGREL  Mumford should get a couple of weeks for that hit on Clarry!

at 34 “ big mummy” has perfected the art of delivering the forceful sly wack . Which to umpire stevic and company appears ‘accidental’. Whilst Mumford runs amok leaving collateral damage in his wake. Coach Cameron may privately agree?, big mummy leads that most desirable stat. Most  free kicks against for the season ( by a street apparently) and he hasn’t played that often. Adding to his list of misdemeanours. Is his go at acting ‘hurt’ after his GBH episode on young Clarence... add eggs and coffee to that. On the debit side of the GWS ledger is his high backhander to young Rivers, gifting our outfit a crucial goal and mummy’s bank account is $1000 in deficit after his hit on Max. All for the best though, mummy may be less tempted to indulge in elicit substances in the off season retirement. Where he may be banished for eternity,  wrapped up in copious linen bandages, his organs removed and placed in a canoptic jar and his earthly remains (including his footy boots) impregnated with his favourite white substance...

 

...nakron

 

 

1 hour ago, Tarax Club said:

at 34 “ big mummy” has perfected the art of delivering the forceful sly wack . Which to umpire stevic and company appears ‘accidental’. Whilst Mumford runs amok leaving collateral damage in his wake. Coach Cameron may privately agree?, big mummy leads that most desirable stat. Most  free kicks against for the season ( by a street apparently) and he hasn’t played that often. Adding to his list of misdemeanours. Is his go at acting ‘hurt’ after his GBH episode on young Clarence... add eggs and coffee to that. On the debit side of the GWS ledger is his high backhander to young Rivers, gifting our outfit a crucial goal and mummy’s bank account is $1000 in deficit after his hit on Max. All for the best though, mummy may be less tempted to indulge in elicit substances in the off season retirement. Where he may be banished for eternity,  wrapped up in copious linen bandages, his organs removed and placed in a canoptic jar and his earthly remains (including his footy boots) impregnated with his favourite white substance...

 

...nakron

 

 

May he Rest in Peace!! 

STILL A FRIGGEN MONGREL!

 
13 minutes ago, Stevienic23 said:

Anyone know who the random bloke was in the team song?

Myotherapist


1 hour ago, Elegt said:

Myotherapist

I was wondering the same thing, wondered if maybe it was his birthday or something and he’s just well loved in the club. They made more of an effort to wait for him then they did for our own captain in our first win of the season!!!

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