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Clubs Must Dread This Time of Year - Injuries

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On 1/27/2019 at 8:24 PM, McQueen said:

Surprised to hear of Wines injury considering he’s such a big strong bloke. If his shoulder popped out from a normal slalom pass, the kid is going to have issues for the rest of his career you’d think. 

A normal Cristian Slalom pass is pin-point and shouldn't lead to a popped shoulder.

 
13 hours ago, MFC-11 said:

That makes sense & I get where you're coming from. That book sounds like a great read. Can you share the title & detail, please?

"The subtle art of not giving a f#$k" by Mark Manson. Brilliant read so far, highly recommend 

12 hours ago, Jumping Jack Clennett said:

The hospitals are full of motorbike riders who’ve been doing it for their entire lives.

Full of them? Really? Got some info to back that claim up?

 
12 hours ago, Skuit said:

A normal Cristian Slalom pass is pin-point and shouldn't lead to a popped shoulder.

?

5 minutes ago, ManDee said:

?

Bruce William McAvaney and friends  have on multiple occasions refereed to Christian Salem as 'Slalom' in their commentaries, just to clarify and destroy the joke.


3 hours ago, Skuit said:

Bruce William McAvaney and friends  have on multiple occasions refereed to Christian Salem as 'Slalom' in their commentaries, just to clarify and destroy the joke.

Has Bruce retired? Must we hear his monotonous drivel for yet another season??

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