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6 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Essendrug at Windy Hill were the worst i have come across

The Filth at Victoria Park were savage

Carlscum at Princess Park during the 70’s and 80’s were pure evil

the modern stadiums are tame in comparison, for good reason!!!

French Island Prison supporters were not very nice........i think it was because they couldn't drink after the Game!! 

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    4 minutes ago, willmoy said:

    French Island Prison supporters were not very nice........i think it was because they couldn't drink after the Game!! 

    I had a Primary School teacher who had previously worked at The French Island Jail. 

    He told some wild stories. Great Teacher

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    On 8/21/2018 at 4:00 PM, Demon Jim said:

    I hope they don't read this then... crowed?

    Got me .

    i was trying be funny . Yeah nah lift ya game city dee!! 

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    On 8/22/2018 at 3:15 PM, SFebes said:

    My worst are:

    WCE

    ADEL

    PORT

    FREM

    ESS

    HAW/COLL

     

    On 8/22/2018 at 2:39 PM, Thehardtackler said:

    To be fair a whole range of teams have large numbers of feral supporters:

    Collingwood

    Richmond

    North Melbourne

    Bulldogs

    Port

    Freo

    West Coast

    Essendon

    Adelaide

    That would be my list of feral supporter bases. 

    Hawks could be included too but they should be educated and civil and I hope they may evolve one day. 

    Every team has feral supporters. I'd classify the type of feral like this:

    Refined feral (likely to have a wine and some cheese pre-game, and criticise someone's earning capacity)

    Melbourne

    Adelaide

    Fitzroy/Brisbane

     

    Self-important feral (thinks they're better placed in society than they actually are)

    North Melbourne

    Port

     

    Working class, and weirdly humble feral (will abuse you but then apologise and say, "Nah you're alright you're my second favourite team")

    Bulldogs

     

    Living in stolen cars feral (can be found at your local Magistrates Court)

    St Kilda

     

    CFMEU-brand and high vis-wearing feral (will abuse you simply for existing)

    Collingwood

     

    Calls-in-sick-every-Monday feral (drinks. a lot.)

    Richmond

     

    Loves smell of own farts feral (came from money and lives in a nice suburb but lives paycheck to paycheck)

    Hawthorn

    Essendon

     

    Doesn't-realise-they're-feral feral (thinks drinking an espresso at Brunetti makes them better than you)

    Carlton

     

    Isolated feral (confused when they visit Melbourne and shops are still open past 4pm)

    West Coast

    Freo

     

    Academic feral (unnecessarily wears reading glasses)

    Sydney

     

    Racist, smells like cow dung, entire wardrobe from K-Mart feral

    Geelong

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    Arguably the post of the year @praha 

    Ah..  footy, it's a passion, for some a fashion, whilst others just give you a lashin' 

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    Will say with Geelong that it is a mixed bag @praha

    If you are from Newtown, Wandana Heights, Queenscliff (who remain outside the Geelong City Council so they don't have to pay for Shellshocked Stadium) or Point Lonsdale, that stereotype doesn't come close to prevailing. They are more the Sam Newman Geelong College style bully type Geelong supporter.

    Your stereotype is a combination of what you would get if you combined your Cats fan from Norlane, Corio or Breakwater (the K-Mart and racism bit) with your fan from Lethbridge, Fyansford, Winchelsea or Inverleigh (the smelling of cow dung bit).

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    From an impeccable source at Roberts Road close the club's footy department . . . 

    "Melbourne have the most complete inside game of any club we've played this year including Richmond"

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    Fugazi... this is a cut throat comp let's treat commentary like this as such!

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