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What would you do?

What would you do? 52 members have voted

  1. 1. What would you do if you found 3 x $100 notes on the road near your kids primary school?

    • Keep it and sleep easy knowing you had a win (which doesn't happen everyday)
      15
    • Hand it in to the local police station and hope it magically makes it's way back to it's rightful owner
      15
    • Hand it in to the school office and hope it magically makes it's way back to it's rightful owner
      6
    • Share the experience in detail with the school principal, keep the money and sit tight for a week and wait if anyone goes to the office in the hope there is still honesty in the world
      11

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18 minutes ago, KrazyJay said:

OK, thread can be moved/closed/deleted...

It has served it's purpose.... Thanks to all who have contributed....

The $300 that my wife found just after picking the young Demon up from school will be taken to the local cop shop tomorrow.... 

The kids will be present during this exchange to encourage them to always "Do the right thing"

Clearly I would've just gone the pub and loaded up the Sportsbet account but alas.... Times have changed :cool:

 

 

I fine you $300 for apostophe abuse. (Pronouns do have apostrophes.) Send me a PM; I will respond with bank account details for payment of the fine. 

 

I really hope your wife gave the money to these guys

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Update:

Cops weren't interested and told her to speak with the school.  School will call her if someone comes to them over next 48hrs.

If not the money stays with us.

Good result for honesty

 

Mate of mine works as a maintenance man for a school, found a $100, gave it to the principal.  3 months later he taps him on the shoulder and hands it back.  48 hours is a win especially if no one has come looking for it already!

 

16 hours ago, RalphiusMaximus said:

What were you doing hanging around a primary school?

I told ya coppa, looking for me dough


19 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

If you give it to the police, they will announce that an amount of money has been found. That amount,according to them,will be $50. They will trouser the rest and you will have foregone a $300 windfall. Use a bit of common sense man, keep it. And..........marital tip no. 28............ If you ever have any amount of cash money, never tell your wife. Honesty may be the best policy, but not every single time!!!!!

I vote you for President.

1 hour ago, faultydet said:

I vote you for President.

I  will be good in the role.  I don't have a shred of honesty in me, I will say whatever you want to hear and I don't know anything of substance on any issue. 

Ps I am not Donald Trump.

On 16 August 2016 at 6:52 PM, pineapple dee said:

I  will be good in the role.  I don't have a shred of honesty in me, I will say whatever you want to hear and I don't know anything of substance on any issue. 

Ps I am not Donald Trump.

Hi Malcolm

 

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