There have been many discussions about whether sinking Gazillions into Western Sydney, primarily rugby country was/is a good idea...I think Titus O'Reily has nailed it..

Scientists discover AFL club in Western Sydney

Scientists from the University of Western Sydney (UWS) have discovered a previously unknown AFL team living in Western Sydney.

Professor Rachael Jenkins, Head of Anthropology at UWS, said it was amazing that the team had gone this long without being discovered.

“This is an extraordinary find. They seem keen to engage with us and have offered us footballs that they have written their names on as a sign of friendship.”

“They wear mainly orange and talk a lot about Giants, which seem to figure heavily in their foundation myths.

“They’ve been keen to barter for items such as food, water and mature bodies in return for priority picks.”

The research team has warned locals to keep away from the team, to avoid spreading infections.

“Outside their own group, they’ve had almost no contact with other people,” said Professor Jenkins.

Locals have reacted with surprise to the news but say there have been unsubstantiated reports in the past of a something being there.

“We always took any reports with a grain of salt,” said local resident Gary Strenski.

“Once a bunch of Collingwood supporters turned up in the neighbourhood but we just called the police. Perhaps they could have been looking for them,”

Hospital records also show a man named ‘Israel Folau,’ once turned up at the local hospital making strange claims about living with a tribe of AFL footballers.

The research team said they are still unsure how the team came to be in Western Sydney.

“It makes almost no sense at all. AFL teams usually stick to southern parts of Australia or the occasional capital city. Western Sydney is a pretty hostile environment for them,” said Professor Jenkins.

Edited March 26, 201510 yr by nutbean

Hmmmm, makes sense.

Reports have identified highly paid recruiter whose sole signing was his own son, after which both disappeared without trace.

Reports have identified highly paid recruiter whose sole signing was his own son, after which both disappeared without trace.

I very much doubt if said recruiter could disappear without a trace.

I very much doubt if said recruiter could disappear without a trace.

It can be done Mono. The sun for instance, will eventually get so large and dense that it will collapse into itself and form a black hole. Sucking all types of matter into it's core.

Now, given the sun's magnitude pales in comparison to said recruiter, it is quite a plausible theory.

There were rumours of a team with similar characteristics thrashing us at t G last year.

So, a previously unknown football club beat a previously well-known football club. What's your point?

What's your point?

We discovered them last year. At least we're ahead of the scientists!

Did they find a bloated fossil that could have belonged to that rare parasite, fatus phillus ?

I very much doubt if said recruiter could disappear without a trace.

Arsecrack was found in the cheapseat area of blacktown oval.

After forensics identified it as belonging to the recruiters seats,it was just a matter of time before it was linked to an arrrsole.

Edited March 30, 201510 yr by jazza