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Dear Santa

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A christmas root?

here are some selections........safewayis still open if you hurry......i presume even romsey has one

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I'm so excited by Christian Salem, I want 20 games from him. He will end up being an A Grader, he is so unassuming, tough, skilful, footy smart.

Santa, an injury free preseason for the No 3 please.

Ess thrown out of the competition.

 
Extract from a facebook page: from a 8yr young girl


Dear Santa Claus,


I hope you are not too cold living at the norf poll. I just wanted you to now i have been a good girl. I got good grades at my primary school this year. I am riting this letter to you and I hope this time you answer me!


Last christmas I politely requested you deliver me a new bike. 2 of the kids in the street where I live (you do remember whereI live, rite?) got theres, I guess you ran out of new bikes for girls that had been good all year.


This year I don't want a bike, The tooth fairy came twice this year, so I am saving up to buy my own.My request this christmas is for my dad. Every football season I see him crying in his room. It makes me feel sad, my mum gets upset when she comes back from shopping or work and finds the new Tv all smashed up. When the Tv is all smashed up then I cant watch Shaun the Sheep.


So this christmas could you make sure the Demons win a lot of games, it would make my dad happier, and my mum would not yell at him all the time cause he baracks for a (as my mum says) a [censored] football team.


yours truly

julie


PS: if you dont deliver this time, you can shove your christmas up your bottom.

PPS: Sorry you cant email me, but our computer is not working, its been all busted up when the Demons lost and it went flying out the window.

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DANGER DEMON

An article on the backpage of the Herald Sun a day after the 2015 FA period begins about the MFC recruitment of Patrick Dangerfield.


A full season from a rampaging Hogan.

We trounce the Suns in Round 1 by such a margin that we end up on top of the Ladder (& then we stay there all year)!

Hulk Hogan is a freak and will play every game. He will become an annoyance to the rest of the whole league. Oh yeah , he has great speed for such a huge body.

 

DANGER DEMON

An article on the backpage of the Herald Sun a day after the 2015 FA period begins about the MFC recruitment of Patrick Dangerfield.

And when that happens, to have people complaining about the top free agent joining the reigning premiers.


And when that happens, to have people complaining about the top free agent joining the reigning premiers.

And Scott Thompson returns to Melbourne as a playing midfield coach for the Casey Scorpions (joining Shannon Byrnes)!

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