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More crap why do players try that dinky little 10 metre frigging kick ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY NEVER HIT A TARGET just handball the bloody ball and run it out you lazy pricks

14-6 free kicks. 9-1 some quartet time I think.

Where can we buy one?

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Umpiring is a [censored] joke!

It is what it is with our team at the moment.. Until we get some extra mids were not going to keep up with bigger bodies


Howe just didn't want to kick that to watts in a one on one did he?

Tapscott, seriously if he got back behind the mark quicker he would have been able to pull the trigger earlier and kick it to Watts who was free. Instead he hits a Crows player on the chest.

My 12 year old son has better disposal than most of our team.....i am not kidding.

Sick of these clowns!
 

Kent s terrible in a marking contest.

Really don't understand the hand balling to a player under pressure concept...

FOR GOD SAKE THREE F@*ING TIMES GRIMES this quarter holding the ball

Grimes pls no more!!!! I can't handle it


GRIMES JUST CAUGHT WITH THE BALL FOR THE FOURTH TIME!

Poor Grimes has been handed so many hospital passes, as a captain he's gotta start ripping into these blokes! Tough love!

Matty jones hasn't hit a target all day by foot

2 have been his fault but the other 2 he got sold into.

If Grimes and Trengove are still captains next year i will not take out a membership.


So many skill errors, it drives me bananas. Same culprits time and again. Matt Jones cannot hit up a lead to save himself. Tapscott has poor skills. Terlich poor by foot. McDonald can't kick. We handball to stationary targets. So frustrating. Same problems every time.

If Grimes and Trengove are still captains next year i will not take out a membership.

Yes you will

Im done that's it turning off the game before I smash my laptop ... I am so sick of watching this [censored] I can't take it anymore this year same mistakes and the umpire makes me want to get on a plane and bash the dog

 

We have the dumbest group of football nous players ever put together, all see ball get ball and forget about their opponent, Spencer just looks at his opponent instead of jumping at the bounce and to busy trying to grab players jumpers at the ball ins, players kicking damm well to high instead of chest high, and I could go on and on.


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