They will. We owe those bastards a very large long term thrashing after sitting through the 2000 GF.

Hird's acceptance speech made me sick.

Strange days indeed, I agree.

I don't recall him even acknowledging we existed that day.

Neita was most gracious in defeat.

We owe them much pain and suffering.

Hird the Essendon Super Hero called What Ever It Takes Man.

Can withstand 100 needles in a single sitting

Can appear to be leaving one minute and totally back in the EFC the next.

No report will name him.

He will never age

It's being reported that Sheahan is distancing himself from the supposed comments attributed to him and that Hird won't be resigning tomorrow.

Saturday maybe

I don't recall him even acknowledging we existed that day.

Neita was most gracious in defeat.

We owe them much pain and suffering.

They will get what is coming to them in due course.

An Essendon fan dies on match day and goes to heaven in his Essendon jumper.

He knocks on the old pearly gates and out walks St Peter in a St. Kilda scarf. "Hello, mate," says St Peter, "I'm sorry, no Essendon fans in heaven."

"What?" exclaims the man, astonished.

"You heard. No Essendon fans."

"But, but, but, I've been a good man," replies the Essendon supporter.

"Oh, really?" says St Peter. "What have you done then?"

"Well," says the guy, "three weeks before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the starving children in Africa." "Oh," says St Peter. "Anything else?"

"Well, two weeks before I died, I also gave 20 bucks to the homeless. "Hmmm. Anything else?"

Yeah. A week before I died, I gave 20 bucks to the Albanian orphans.

"Okay," says St Peter, "you wait here a minute while I have a word with the governor."

Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me.

Here's your sixty bucks back, now pi$$ off."