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Smashed again, same with my television

Sleeve
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You haven't watched since round 2 and you are willing to comment on how the club is traveling?

absolutely. Nothing has changed & it won't until the whole club is restructured.
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    absolutely. Nothing has changed & it won't until the whole club is restructured.

    Is this your video?

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    Congrats on the birthday!

    Mine is on this Tuesday.

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    Congrats on the birthday!

    Mine is on this Tuesday.

    Thanks mate.

    If i survive sunday night i will try and make it for monday. I am very happy Dawes is there.

    I thank Mark for that one.

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    Congrats on the birthday!

    Mine is on this Tuesday.

    Happy birthday to both of you youngsters. 50 - still just juniors

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    I reckon I'm pretty passionate too, but I haven't smashed my TV. If this story is true - the TV was really smashed and you're on here boasting about it, you not only have an anger management problem but a problem with differentiating right from wrong. I'd be so embarrassed by my own behaviour if that were me that I'd be begging her not to tell anyone and counting myself lucky that banning me from watching was the only thing she did.

    Boasting? Hardly, pointing out the level if my frustration, tick. Anger management, only

    when I watch this bunch masquerading as footballers!

    Good thing I live on 60 acres with no neighbours and to he honest ,

    glad I don't have a holier than thou [censored] neighbour like you.

    Cheers, hope you're well.

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    Put your missus in the shed.

    Perspex screen in front of the 56". Fire away.

    Problem solved.

    B)

    ;)

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    Buy a Nerf gun and a lot of darts.

    Very therapeutic pumping rounds into the TV.

    Haha great idea mate think I'll have to invest in some.

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    The Missus just banned me from ever watching football in the house.

    The Sony Bravia 62" is now dead, apparently it wasn't a fan of Boags Stubbies.

    I'll never watch this rabble again with that [censored] coach in charge.

    I now don't have a television for the shed as apparently the 56" belongs inside

    the house.

    Take a photo and send it to the club....with a bill!

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    it's all relatively calm on match day in our place now.

    Hah yep it's like that scene in "I Heart Huckabees" when they smash the ball into their face until they are able to detach themselves from all the crap going on around them.

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    The Missus just banned me from ever watching football in the house.

    The Sony Bravia 62" is now dead, apparently it wasn't a fan of Boags Stubbies.

    I'll never watch this rabble again with that [censored] coach in charge.

    I now don't have a television for the shed as apparently the 56" belongs inside

    the house.

    Hope the TV is OK after last week ends close finish.

    Its certainly a roller coaster ride of emotions being a MFC supporter.

    Although I am positive about the Clubs future now.

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    boot licker

    Pardon? I hope you don't have kids, the thought of you passing on a lack of self control to your kids is sad, what chance do they have

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