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Your former sponsor (The Age) can't find space on an entire page of practice match reports to list even your final score.

(And here I was hoping to read MN's take on yesterday.)

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    Your former sponsor (The Age) can't find space on an entire page of practice match reports to list even your final score.

    (And here I was hoping to read MN's take on yesterday.)

    There's a pretty balanced report on their website. Hogan named as second best for the Dees. Probably the most exciting addition this summer century.

    http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/suns-soar-with-win-over-demons-in-final-hitout-20130316-2g7i4.html

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    Your former sponsor (The Age) can't find space on an entire page of practice match reports to list even your final score.

    (And here I was hoping to read MN's take on yesterday.)

    Spot on Pit. Just home from breakfast and thought exactly the same thing. The other rag wasn't much better.

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    Most of your news stories are written by a menopausal maniac with information gleaned from hiding in the ceiling at the junction oval amongst the possums.

    The only people that write about us now are the types that would kick an unconscious guy in the head after a fight , pull the wings off flies, torture cats etc.

    Having a crack at us now is almost sadistic.

    Weak,lowlife hackery.

    I remember '87 when there was barely an article about us as we kept on winning.

    We did better flying under the radar than we do in the 24 hour news cycle.

    We are as close to extinction as ever if this season fails to bring any success at all. The Age is in the same boat. Sad how two of Melbourne oldest institutions are scraping the barrel of existence after 156 years together in this town.

    Pathetic ,Disgusting ,Desperate and irrelevant-Sums up The Age more than us.

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    Spot on Pit. Just home from breakfast and thought exactly the same thing. The other rag wasn't much better.

    They are reporting on a team that was irrelevant in 2012 Bbo and is showing every sign of being similar in 2013.

    On this occasion both papers have got it right.

    The only time the MFc gets reported is for record loosing scores, sacking coaches, Not tanking and X stars moving to other teams.

    After that what can they say?

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