Found this thread on BigFooty and thought I would post it here

Found this piece of gold while browsing through it.

Wife finds her husband in the garage...

Wife: 'Good EVANS, WATTS GAWN on here?'

Husband: 'Sorry about the mess honey, just doing some adjustments to the DAWES of the MAGNER before we SELLAR next week.'

Wife: 'HOWE long will you be? Dinner's on, but I've gotta quickly pop down the RODAN drop the kids off at SYLVIA's.'

Husband: 'I'm nearly DUNN. I'm chucking out that old COUCH and the pile of clothes too.'

Wife: 'Hmm...there's some good clothes here, I'll see if this jacket FITZPATRICK.'

Husband: 'Good idea. Also, have you seen my wrist-watch? I think it's MISSON'

Wife: 'No, haven't sorry Darl, look I'm gonna BAIL. Can u check on the oven before the roast BYRNES and don't drink from the kitchen sink, I think the TAPSCOTT rust in it.'

Husband: 'Sure thing, bye.'

Credit goes to the BigFooty user Gybrush Threepwood

Edited November 20, 201213 yr by Demon Jack

Not sure if this reference is too obscure? But dammit when I heard we might be getting Ollie Wines then this got stuck in my head.

“Like a bottle of Chateauneuf du Pape / It's fine like Wines when he busts a pack.”

*Stolen from "Body Movin" by the Beastie Boys

Well, I found it funny anyway.

Edited November 20, 201213 yr by Robot Devil

I dunno about you guys but I put my WINES in a SELLER because I hate it when it gets GRIMES on it.

Better to be tankers than to be wankers

A tank is better than a [censored]

I just Neeld down and prayed for a premiership. Hope it works .... nothing else has.

Wines from a grape Viney kept in the Sellar

I Rish Jimmy was here to see this

Lets win another spoon its easyer then winning a flag, just ask da staints,