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Pies Seedsman

Barney Rubble
in Melbourne Demons

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    WTH ?????????

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    Put the black jelly beans down and step away from the packet !

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    Put the black jelly beans down and step away from the packet !

    I'm a diabetic BB, what has black jelly beans got to do with it?

    I can understand red ones.

    By the way BB can you add another cliche to your blog.

    You never hear the bullet that kills you.

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    i cannot see it? might be a mix up, afl controls parts of the stories on all clubs sites

    Right again Jordie.

    The page has been removed.

    Why would I ever think the AFL would make a mistake?

    Mods can you remove this inane thread from the site?

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    I'm a diabetic BB, what has black jelly beans got to do with it?

    I can understand red ones.

    By the way BB can you add another cliche to your blog.

    You never hear the bullet that kills you.

    Black simply a reference to the Collingwoodness !!

    Might use that quip when I overhaul the sig... :)

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    If you don't want to plagerise the veterans right

    Make a donation to Remembrance Day.

    Buy a Poppy for 11th Nov.

    In fact all demonlanders remember our fore fathers, please buy a poppy for Nov. 11.

    The money goes to a good cause.

    Mods I do apologise for using this forum to raise money for the Vet. Community, but they do deserve it for the unpaid and unloved work they do.

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    Sadly afl.com.au seem to have fixed the glitch where you could make it look like a player was on another club's profiles list by playing with the URL.

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    Sadly afl.com.au seem to have fixed the glitch where you could make it look like a player was on another club's profiles list by playing with the URL.

    Now I'm saying this with all due respect cos I think you're awesome, but you don't get out too much, do you...? B)

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    Now I'm saying this with all due respect cos I think you're awesome, but you don't get out too much, do you...? B)

    Do I sense a bit of Lerrrrve going on?

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    Now I'm saying this with all due respect cos I think you're awesome, but you don't get out too much, do you...? B)

    You sir or madam are bang on correct, but it was a good gimmick for confusing gullible footy fans of all persuasions.

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