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Doubt there be enough demon supporters to fill a train, at the ground.......sad really.....

That's a cracking website for those who want a cheap laugh.

 

Doubt there be enough demon supporters to fill a train, at the ground.......sad really.....

Phone box!


Hi guys - I just wanted to introduce myself, I am one of the writers of The Daily Maggot (formerly The White Maggot).

I just wanted to thank you guys for your support - we get our articles posted on Demonland quite regularly. As a daily reader of Demonland, I really appreciate it.

I am a Melbourne supporter (I am sure you can tell by the occasional Simon Godfrey or Issac Weetra reference). So if you guys have any ideas, please let me know.

Otherwise - I hope you keep enjoying the site.

Cheers

The Maggots

Darren Jolly UFC Grappler lol...

That article is a pissah.

I like this part in particular.

An umpire close to the matter, who asked not to be named, told The White Maggot “there’s been an ongoing debate since he was drafted as to whether Darren is subject to the same rules applicable to all other ruckmen in all leagues throughout Australia.” However, The White Maggot believes that debate was settled late Sunday evening when Gieschen took the innovative step of reading the laws of the game. “We were all so surprised when Giesch said he actually sat down and read the rules… none of us had ever thought to do that. I guess that’s why he’s the boss.”
 

Hi guys - I just wanted to introduce myself, I am one of the writers of The Daily Maggot (formerly The White Maggot).

I just wanted to thank you guys for your support - we get our articles posted on Demonland quite regularly. As a daily reader of Demonland, I really appreciate it.

I am a Melbourne supporter (I am sure you can tell by the occasional Simon Godfrey or Issac Weetra reference). So if you guys have any ideas, please let me know.

Otherwise - I hope you keep enjoying the site.

Cheers

The Maggots

Love your work!

Been reading the original White Maggot early last year

and now the daily,

at least it gives a laugh in an otherwise unlaughable season.

this year and last.

Sometimes the humour is a bit too close to the truth,

go dees give 'em HELL !!!! and a bruise !


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