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Five things we learned from round one

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1 - Denial - This can't be happening again !

2 - Anger - Who is to blame ?

3 - Bargaining - Maybe if the game plan comes together ?

4 - Depression - What's the point .

5 - Acceptance - There's always next year !

Cheers !

Wow! You've got through the five stages of grief already. Most Demonlanders appear to be stuck at level 2.

Judging by all the comments on the weekend there might be more than a couple at "Stage 5" La Dee !

My post was meant to be mildly humourous only . A bit of social commentary "so to speak" .

Cheers

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1. Carrier pigeons are better options than phones for timely 'communications' with AFL Community Liaison Officers

Judging by all the comments on the weekend there might be more than a couple at "Stage 5" La Dee !

My post was meant to be mildly humourous only . A bit of social commentary "so to speak" .

Cheers

Thanks for pointing that out - glad we cleared it up. Just to make it CLEAR for one and all.

 

Thanks for pointing that out - glad we cleared it up. Just to make it CLEAR for one and all.

Yeah , trying to lighten the mood hey .

Was your post #21 serious ? Seemed a tad harsh if you knew I was only trying to be amusing .

Cheers

1. My voice still works.

2.Umpires are still clueless

3. The Red Rooster chicken rolls are still good (a little light on the mayo..but that is minor)

4. The taxi rank at gate 2 pick up is a joke. Suprised i am still not waiting......

5. The minute clap should become a supporter weapon going forward. It is unique to our game, and the MFC.


Yeah , trying to lighten the mood hey .

Was your post #21 serious ? Seemed a tad harsh if you knew I was only trying to be amusing .

Cheers

Yeah sorry if it came across harsh - I didnt pick up light hearted nature in that post - my mistake. I apologise.

Yeah sorry if it came across harsh - I didnt pick up light hearted nature in that post - my mistake. I apologise.

No need to apologise Doc , the written word is sometimes misinterpreted . I've landed in trouble sometimes with what I've thought is a simple text message . And Twitter land is a minefield !

All good

Cheers

1. If you aren't switch one 100% mentally you get smashed

2. If you don't work for 100% off game time you get smashed

3. If you play dumb footy for 50% of game time you get smashed

4. Mark Neeld isn't here to make friends with the players he is here to get the best out of them

5. We have 21 games to go

 

The chips only get more expensive

The Beer doesnt get any colder

Little kids waving flags in your face are bloody annoying

They finally got the RED right

I do like my footy on a Sat arvo at the G...better than anywhere else or any other time. Shame about the score.

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