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This is a bit personal and I understand if the moderators delete/move this thread So I'll get to the point.

About 15 years ago I would have been about 13 years old and I had a cat. He was a great cat and I loved him dearly. He loved being outside and one day he climbed a large tree and wouldn't come down. I tried to physically get him down but he wouldn't budge. I called the fire brigade and they told me if it isn't an emergency they couldn't do anything straight away but they did say they could pass my details on to someone who was a great negotiator and they could get my cat down. I didn't think it could be true but I rang the number and they answered and I was shocked when it was the Essendon Football Club. They said they were very confident they could get the deal done and their past record of deal making was the most respected in Australia. I was confident but this week my cat died of natural causes still in the bloody tree 15 years later! Essendon rang me and said they were shocked the deal couldn't done and they had done everything they could to make the deal happen. I and many others will never deal with this club ever again! They couldn't negotiate a drug deal in bali if they tried! Thanks for Nothing Essendon!

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    Can i have that two minutes back ????

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    Can i have that two minutes back ????

    No you can't. But you should learn to read quicker!

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    You had me at "this is personal" and lost me at "I had a cat."

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    This is a bit personal and I understand if the moderators delete/move this thread So I'll get to the point.

    About 15 years ago I would have been about 13 years old and I had a cat. He was a great cat and I loved him dearly. He loved being outside and one day he climbed a large tree and wouldn't come down. I tried to physically get him down but he wouldn't budge. I called the fire brigade and they told me if it isn't an emergency they couldn't do anything straight away but they did say they could pass my details on to someone who was a great negotiator and they could get my cat down. I didn't think it could be true but I rang the number and they answered and I was shocked when it was the Essendon Football Club. They said they were very confident they could get the deal done and their past record of deal making was the most respected in Australia. I was confident but this week my cat died of natural causes still in the bloody tree 15 years later! Essendon rang me and said they were shocked the deal couldn't done and they had done everything they could to make the deal happen. I and many others will never deal with this club ever again! They couldn't negotiate a drug deal in bali if they tried! Thanks for Nothing Essendon!

    Came for the intrigue; stayed for the gafaw gafaw dig at Essenscum.

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    Scum...Can we have Josh Caddy??

    GC...sure whats your offer

    Scum...HIlle

    GC...hahahahahahaha

    Scum...ok how about McViegh

    GC...hahahahahahahahahaha

    Scum...Ok well obviously you guys are playing hard ball..we need AFL mediators.

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