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digby wolf
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I would not support a club called Melbourne United. Sounds like a Ballet School..........

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    I would post the link to the youtube clip but I think it would be too vulgar for this forum, what with the "Drink Coke" campaign - but hilarious nonetheless! One of my favourites :-)

    Hahaha "more snickers, more coke" - no I don't know the connection, yes I am buying these products.

    Edited by Demonic Ascent

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    Why not Melbourne City United Sheffield Wednesday MK Dons Demons Football Club. Now if that doesn't get the boys together and get the crowds in then what will.

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    Great idea

    Infact why stop @ United?

    Lets drop Melbourne as well & become Manchester United

    FFS

    GOOD ONE OMR- YOU MADE ME LAUGH....

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    ............I just believe that anyone who works in such stupid, useless ways for humanity should have the decency to kill themselves"

    Bankers and stock brokers anyone?

    Actually I quite like the idea in general. Might be a fix for the Adelaide clubs: Adelaide City (=Adelaide); Adelaide United (=Port Adelaide) or vice versa. If you've ever lived in Adelaide, you'd know 85%+ of Adelaide HATE port; as the in situ club, they were/are never going to be viable long term because they brought the SANFL crap with them. Turn them into Adelaide United and watch out.

    You heard it here first! :)

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    Why not Melbourne City United Sheffield Wednesday MK Dons Demons Football Club. Now if that doesn't get the boys together and get the crowds in then what will.

    May as well call yourself the Klu Klux Klan if you're going to be named after that scum :mad:

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    Off to Clown School Digby...

    As if i would want anything to do with United!!

    I am an Arsenal supporter!!!

    Melbourne United.....F@#$%k Off....

    Come on WYL

    What are u trying to say here exactly? Just wish you'd get to the point and stop talking in riddles..........

    I can't recall who posted this on another thread this week (maybe it was you WYL), but let me help you out re that first sentence mate.....

    WYL's "Theme for Digby"

    P.S. I've also been told by reliable sources this was also being used around the club the week before and after dark Saturday :ph34r:

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    May as well call yourself the Klu Klux Klan if you're going to be named after that scum :mad:

    I put that bit in just for you, and because I'd never heard of other giants of League one like Yeovil Town and Stevenage.
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