The No T$ No B$ Thread

[daisycutter 29,613]

Especially as he was completely stumped as to how it all happened.

dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either

[Biffen 12,943]

dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either

Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.

[daisycutter 29,613]

Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.

c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man

[daisycutter 29,613]

there's a moral here somewhere

beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun

maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open

[Biffen 12,943]

c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man

You've cut off most of my arguments at the knees.

In fact you seem to enjoy giving me a bloodbath.

[Biffen 12,943]

there's a moral here somewhere

beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun

maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open

That wont hold water

[daisycutter 29,613]

That wont hold water

did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes

[Biffen 12,943]

did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes

So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.

[daisycutter 29,613]

So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.

apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar

[Biffen 12,943]

apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar

I wonder if he is using a paralegal?

[Moonshadow 17,676]

Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.

Pure gold.

[daisycutter 29,613]

I wonder if he is using a paralegal?

probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot

[Biffen 12,943]

probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot

or maybe he has used aid?

[daisycutter 29,613]

just remember what lordweaver said biffo "let him without shins cast the fist stone"

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

nz import them cheap........we don't

Well, you learn something new every day!. I guess that must make NZ a banana monarchy ...

[Biffen 12,943]

just remember what lordweaver said biffo "let him without shins cast the fist stone"

"he sat down by the Reeva and wept"

[daisycutter 29,613]

Well, you learn something new every day!. I guess that must make NZ a banana monarchy ...

a bananacratic country indeed

[daisycutter 29,613]

"he sat down by the Reeva and wept"

yeah he cried a reeva

bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute

past my bedtime now.................to be continued

[Biffen 12,943]

I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream.

That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

yeah he cried a reeva

bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute

past my bedtime now.................to be continued

You two thought of doing stand up at the Comedy Festival?

[daisycutter 29,613]

I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream.

That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

that's just a shot in the dark defence biffo

.......now i really gotta go

[Biffen 12,943]

You two thought of doing stand up at the Comedy Festival?

Oscar hasn't.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

Oscar hasn't.

Shot that one down pretty quickly ...

[DemonFrog 1,354]

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

Is that your proposal for new flag for NZ, DF?