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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Today is Toumpas Tuesday as with 86 days to go to the ND, if you add 8 & 6 you get 14 and then add 1 & 4 and you get 5, Jimmy's number, hence Toumpas tuesday.

Then again, I could have stopped at 14 and named it Dunny day.

 

Today is Toumpas Tuesday as with 86 days to go to the ND, if you add 8 & 6 you get 14 and then add 1 & 4 and you get 5, Jimmy's number, hence Toumpas tuesday.

Then again, I could have stopped at 14 and named it Dunny day.

Nail on head about toump/tues.

Expect 85 more of these wonderments,so get cracking and dont let yourself down.

Only doing it because WJ requested it.

I will have to spice it up a bit.

Here is some suggestions on how to spice it up

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Sex

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Drugs, and

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Rock'n Roll

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85 on Wednesday which I will do as follows: 8 & 5 = 13, 1 & 3 = 4 which makes it Watts Wednesday.

This is a day where you fall over if someone comes near you and if someone wants to take your football away from you, you let them and don't chase after them. If someone throws your football back to you, before catching it, you look behind you to see if there is a midget there, who could bump you. You then proceed to drop the football onto the ground, even though you are a foot taller than the person near you.


Today is Toumpas Tuesday as with 86 days to go to the ND, if you add 8 & 6 you get 14 and then add 1 & 4 and you get 5, Jimmy's number, hence Toumpas tuesday.

Then again, I could have stopped at 14 and named it Dunny day.

Numerology, Redleg? I hesitate to think what will happen when we are 666 days from something :) ... (no OD, I won't say the 13th premiership, but the combination of numbers will fire off someone's imagination ... :blink::blink: )

Numerology, Redleg? I hesitate to think what will happen when we are 666 days from something :) ... (no OD, I won't say the 13th premiership, but the combination of numbers will fire off someone's imagination ... :blink::blink: )

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I will keep away from astrology and just continue with the numerology.

 

The Number I am interested in right now is 34.

Absolutely nothing to do with the MFC except that from that date I can ignore AFL and the MFC.

As if you all care but the big cruise out of LA starts!

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Disgusting and mind bending.

*belongs on this thread*


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In how many days? Not on Watts Wednesday, surely? :blink:

The Number I am interested in right now is 34.

Absolutely nothing to do with the MFC except that from that date I can ignore AFL and the MFC.

As if you all care but the big cruise out of LA starts!

Cociane submarine backtrading to Colombia???????

Cociane submarine backtrading to Colombia???????

Bummer onto me already!

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Disgusting and mind bending.

*belongs on this thread*

Don't tell me that you don't know who she is?


In how many days? Not on Watts Wednesday, surely? :blink:

I don't know what Watts is or any other player on the MFC list

until the great Cull of 2014/15 is over.

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84 Christian Thursday. 8 & 4 = 12, 12 birds a singing, yes christmas has come early for 1& 2 =3 our boy and wonderful Christian Salem.

In the old days I would have been Lyon, if I said we could do better than a player and a pick for one pick, but we did and got young Christian, who we didn't throw to the Lyons and played sparingly.

84 Christian Thursday. 8 & 4 = 12, 12 birds a singing, yes christmas has come early for 1& 2 =3 our boy and wonderful Christian Salem.

In the old days I would have been Lyon, if I said we could do better than a player and a pick for one pick, but we did and got young Christian, who we didn't throw to the Lyons and played sparingly.

Let me guess. You've been to a comedy show tonight and were so impressed that you decided to try your hand at writing some funny stuff yourself?

Keep working on your routine.

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Let me guess. You've been to a comedy show tonight and were so impressed that you decided to try your hand at writing some funny stuff yourself?

Keep working on your routine.

Least I kept it brief.

I must have made a Hugh mistake in my assessment of the MFC!

After reading many of the posts about the MFC Players in the various threads in DL it is very clear the MFC must be second on the AFL ladder as it has so many game winning players.

I thought they were second last on the AFL ladder and had no chance of making the finals because the player list basically very poor (barely at AFL standard).

So either the MFC is in the finals in 2014 or a massive drug cloud has drifted down from Windy Hill and confused many of DL posters.

Either way someone is in for a wonderful time this week end!

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I must have made a Hugh mistake in my assessment of the MFC!

After reading many of the posts about the MFC Players in the various threads in DL it is very clear the MFC must be second on the AFL ladder as it has so many game winning players.

I thought they were second last on the AFL ladder and had no chance of making the finals because the player list basically very poor (barely at AFL standard).

So either the MFC is in the finals in 2014 or a massive drug cloud has drifted down from Windy Hill and confused many of DL posters.

Either way someone is in for a wonderful time this week end!

:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:

Funny I have noticed similar DF
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I must have made a Hugh mistake in my assessment of the MFC!

After reading many of the posts about the MFC Players in the various threads in DL it is very clear the MFC must be second on the AFL ladder as it has so many game winning players.

I thought they were second last on the AFL ladder and had no chance of making the finals because the player list basically very poor (barely at AFL standard).

So either the MFC is in the finals in 2014 or a massive drug cloud has drifted down from Windy Hill and confused many of DL posters.

Either way someone is in for a wonderful time this week end!

:unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure:

I haven't seen those posts, rather the opposite.

Funny I have noticed similar DF

I have been waiting for this part of the MFC since the first quarter of round one.

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I haven't seen those posts, rather the opposite.

How close to Windy Hill do you live Red?

Don't tell me that you don't know who she is?

Id hate to admit it,but no idea who she is.

84 Christian Thursday. 8 & 4 = 12, 12 birds a singing, yes christmas has come early for 1& 2 =3 our boy and wonderful Christian Salem.

In the old days I would have been Lyon, if I said we could do better than a player and a pick for one pick, but we did and got young Christian, who we didn't throw to the Lyons and played sparingly.

Youve written better.


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