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By purchasing I will assume you paid a technologically superior younger person to download it for you.

I pay people for all varieties of services Biff - it is difficult to keep track.

 
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Are our boys wet trackers? Looks like it will be pretty wet saturday.

Oh hang on, it was wet last week.

 

Maybe Biff! However, I've also heard he lets down the tyres in their wheelchairs.

i don't do as well as the local zimmer frame repair man though


sheesh guys, that's the last time i share an amusing little pic with you neanderthals

go and beat up stuie or moonie

i'm going out to kick an alpaca

sheesh guys, that's the last time i share an amusing little pic with you neanderthals

go and beat up stuie or moonie

i'm going out to kick an alpaca

Something Oscar Pistoriuos and Kim Fat arse can not enjoy!

Something Oscar Pistoriuos and Kim Fat arse can not enjoy!

oscar pisstoverus will walk (NPI), mark my words

 

Now, I don't want to derail this thread (is there a thread to this thread to derail?) but I've just made a purchase on ebay and want to know who is with me on this.

I have just purchased " The Samurai" complete series - every episode. Now fess up - who loved this show?

not me but i think masahiko "fighting" harada quite enjoyed it (not the english sub titled version but)

the lads should enjoy watching it while they plan their next fox hunt

oscar pisstoverus will walk (NPI), mark my words

I disagree-the court will find he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

I disagree-the court will find he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

though there is a blade of truth in this, he will still walk

though there is a blade of truth in this, he will still walk

I think you are springing to conclusions ,and er jumping the gun.

I think you are springing to conclusions ,and er jumping the gun.

as long as he doesn't shoot off his mouth he'll be walking er limping


as long as he doesn't shoot off his mouth he'll be walking er limping

I'm just shooting in the dark here, but what if his self defence arguement runs out of legs?

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BTW. Are there no afficionados of Shintaro here? Responses to me post 9873 ?

Go the Ninja. Love Tombey the Mist.

I'm just shooting in the dark here, but what if his self defence arguement runs out of legs?

thata a bit artificial biffo. you're bending the truth. i don't think it will stand up

thata a bit artificial biffo. you're bending the truth. i don't think it will stand up

Maybe you are correct ,so far his story has stood up.

Maybe he is made of Teflon .

Maybe you are correct ,so far his story has stood up.

Maybe he is made of Teflon .

yeah that was the first thing that hopped into my mind too


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yeah that was the first thing that hopped into my mind too

This topic is getting me pist off.

yeah that was the first thing that hopped into my mind too

perhaps the Steinkamp team will argue that she was a model citizen and he was completely unstable.

perhaps the Steinkamp team will argue that she was a model citizen and he was completely unstable.

i felt sorry for oscar when the cops turned up and asked him to surrender his arms

 

i felt sorry for oscar when the cops turned up and asked him to surrender his arms

Especially as he was completely stumped as to how it all happened.


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