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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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You are so agreeable.

I agree Red

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    Tell me about your bleeding groin Fl og, so I can have some pleasant dreams.

    BBO you are still with us I see. I see you are your normal cheery self which is good to see that living in Romsey is not getting you down.

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    BBO you are still with us I see. I see you are your normal cheery self which is good to see that living in Romsey is not getting you down.

    Come on Fl og give me a story of your pain!

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    Tell me about your bleeding groin Fl og, so I can have some pleasant dreams.

    Sweet dreams bitter one.

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    It's either [censored]'s story or REDtube. I'm not sure which would be the best soporific.

    Red Tube could keep you up all night, seeing things you can never have or do.

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    Red Tube could keep you up all night, seeing things you can never have or do.

    I'll bow to your superior knowledge on that subject RL and avoid that site. I believe it is one of Biffen's favourites. However I'd like OD's view.!

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    I'll bow to your superior knowledge on that subject RL and avoid that site. I believe it is one of Biffen's favourites. However I'd like OD's view.!

    Why, it would only be negative.

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    Come on Fl og give me a story of your pain!

    Oh why did you not say earlier BBO. You want to know about the past seven years of the MFC.

    Well it is too painful for me to put in words, so here a picture that you will understand very well.

    piriformis-pain-in-the-butt.jpg

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    Oh why did you not say earlier BBO. You want to know about the past seven years of the MFC.

    Well it is too painful for me to put in words, so here a picture that you will understand very well.

    piriformis-pain-in-the-butt.jpg

    If you are killed on on of your gaming encounters, does that mean you will not be able to post on Demonland?

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    If you are killed on on of your gaming encounters, does that mean you will not be able to post on Demonland?

    Nice legs BTW. However , I'll need Jazza to quote on the lack of teats.

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    If you are killed on on of your gaming encounters, does that mean you will not be able to post on Demonland?

    Like any great football team, I always make a great comeback BBO.

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    Nice legs BTW. However , I'll need Jazza to quote on the lack of teats.

    BBO have you been drinking again?

    Your stating to quote yourself ROFL

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    You continue to disappoint me Fl og!!!!

    Then my work here is done!

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    nuuuuuurse

    HA ha. You have to picture a table of Dland's biggest [censored] in a pub. All smashed or drug [censored] (that would be be biffen). Whoever considered himself the sanest would call out "nuuuuurse" to pick up the first dribbler to hit the floor. Who would be last lunatic standing?

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    HA ha. You have to picture a table of Dland's biggest [censored] in a pub. All smashed or drug [censored] (that would be be biffen). Whoever considered himself the sanest would call out "nuuuuurse" to pick up the first dribbler to hit the floor. Who would be last lunatic standing?

    Welcome back Bitty.

    http://youtu.be/ND31PWVW-TQ

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    Bitty v the rest of the thread

    May I suggest he go to bed to sleep it off

    Will talk to you after a good nights sleep Mr Bitty

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