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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Well....Off to New York tomorrow......Have Ipad will travel........Then Vagas......Home just in time for the draft......

Have you been to these before Bossdog?

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    TBF I am not sure you are getting it!

    I will be dead mate, in my urn, is that clear?

    Sorry OD but with such talk it was my duty to turn the topic around.

    You would not want to upset Mrs OD after all.

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    Sorry OD but with such talk it was my duty to turn the topic around.

    You would not want to upset Mrs OD after all.

    Don't worry TBF the females always out live us

    I will be gone first mate no doubt.

    I have also no doubt I won't see the 13th.

    No problem with that I just need to see a side that wins more than they lose

    and I will go happy

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    Don't worry TBF the females always out live us

    I will be gone first mate no doubt.

    I have also no doubt I won't see the 13th.

    No problem with that I just need to see a side that wins more than they lose

    and I will go happy

    LOL I say the same thing to my Mum.

    The females on her side live up until their 90's

    Males on Dad side, not so much.

    It always freaks her out when I say these things as in her eyes I am still her baby

    Well they do say go hard or go home LOL

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    LOL I say the same thing to my Mum.

    The females on her side live up until their 90's

    Males on Dad side, not so much.

    It always freaks her out when I say these things as in her eyes I am still her baby

    Well they do say go hard or go home LOL

    just hope you get her genes TBF

    You are probably going to need them waiting for the 13th.

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    just hope you get her genes TBF

    You are probably going to need them waiting for the 13th.

    What OD you not booked your GF tickets for next year?

    You need to read more DL threads as we recruited so well this year so far we must be favourites for next year

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    OMG what is this orange background in Windows 8.1

    Its aweful!!!

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    What OD you not booked your GF tickets for next year?

    You need to read more DL threads as we recruited so well this year so far we must be favourites for next year

    If you keep that up TBF you will need a visit to Optometrist.
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    OMG what is this orange background in Windows 8.1

    Its aweful!!!

    never mind the orange background the whole bloody thing is awful.

    Windows 8 is the biggest promotion for apple this decade.

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    Have you been to these before Bossdog?

    No OD.....First time....am looking forward to it...All packed and ready to go
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    Don't worry TBF the females always out live us

    I will be gone first mate no doubt.

    I have also no doubt I won't see the 13th.

    No problem with that I just need to see a side that wins more than they lose

    and I will go happy

    Well, to prepare for the sad day, make sure you keep yourself well pickled with the single malts OD.

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    Great response

    BUT Where the heck is this?? and what does it signify in reality

    Its Jazza farm and shows he is really a wealthy man who has his own bookkeeper LOL

    for a start its the BOOKKEEPERS house

    its located on the beech forrest to colac road

    and yes im his only client

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    Well, to prepare for the sad day, make sure you keep yourself well pickled with the single malts OD.

    I have no intention of going any time soon Bbo In fact I hope it is a good 15 years off.

    just don't see the MFC or any of the smaller clubs like the Dogs, St Kilda or the MFC winning a GF again probably.

    There is way too much stacked against us.

    But don't fret I will keep the consumption up in the mean time.

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    If you keep that up TBF you will need a visit to Optometrist.

    I will take that as a NO then LOL

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    Here is Beamer

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    It has Bananas so enjoy!

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    My new Avatar is for you OD

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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    My new Avatar is for you OD

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    Thank you TBF I needed a lift

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    On a side note, I am moving departments today and as i spend 100% of my work day with Demonland up in the background and always looking at AFL and MFC pages, as a going away present my two bosses (Die hard Syd and Geel supporters) managed to organise $75 gift voucher for "the Demon Shop".

    You have to love when other teams fund my obsesion with Melbourne gear.

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    On a side note, I am moving departments today and as i spend 100% of my work day with Demonland up in the background and always looking at AFL and MFC pages, as a going away present my two bosses (Die hard Syd and Geel supporters) managed to organise $75 gift voucher for "the Demon Shop".

    You have to love when other teams fund my obsesion with Melbourne gear.

    My God CD with the current discounts on offer you could nearly buy the shop out!

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    My God CD with the current discounts on offer you could nearly buy the shop out!

    think i might put it towards a brand new MFC 2014 Jumper with the new sponsors.

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    think i might put it towards a brand new MFC 2014 Jumper with the new sponsors.

    So you are not looking to purchase any time soon!

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    Well....Off to New York tomorrow......Have Ipad will travel........Then Vagas......Home just in time for the draft......

    Have you got time to look for some sponsors??

    Just taking in the tv coverage of sports over there you may find an emerging company who may be ready to expand to Australia

    or a company who has an international presence but is not yet involved in the AFL

    Have a great time

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    Well....Off to New York tomorrow......Have Ipad will travel........Then Vagas......Home just in time for the draft......

    james hird knows a good non doctor type doctor in new York

    if you need a suntan for the missus im sure hirdy could hook you up

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    james hird knows a good non doctor type doctor in new York

    if you need a suntan for the missus im sure hirdy could hook you up

    Hird is all knowing, just ask him!

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