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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I wasn't knocking them, I was actually feeling sorry for them.

No , nor I you.

I was more mocking the opinion that I'm sure someone on this forum would hypothetically have.

 

Because the good ones bust a gut trying to win.

So now all is revealed!

Looking at our injury list we should play off for the flag next year!

Only joking but it pays to keep your sense of humour around the MFC.

Edited by old dee

I think the mantle of the young leader at the MFC has now been officially been given to JT.

Noticed he was the presenter of the "100% Melbourne" video.

Seems an easy decision to me, best young player by a country mile, loyal seems a nice kid and comes over very well.

The Vice captainsy looks a shoe in to me

 

I just tell people I'm addicted to meth.

Much less stigma attached.

That would help explain the amount of posts you pump out.

That would help explain the amount of posts you pump out.

This is a recurring theme with you.

What's the matter - jealous..?


This is a recurring theme with you.

What's the matter - jealous..?

No.

I have a secret agenda.

No.

I have a secret agenda.

Fair enough then, as long as there's some sort of justification for it.

Carry on.

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For Old Dee and anyone else interested I have 2 horses running next week and will give details closer to the races. Shouldn't be much else happening next week for us Demons.

 

For Old Dee and anyone else interested I have 2 horses running next week and will give details closer to the races. Shouldn't be much else happening next week for us Demons.

Thank you Redleg and unfortunately no not much happening.

There is a benefit however I do feel calm for the first time in 6 months!

Does everyone realise that other thread has not had a comment for 33 minutes!


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Who's Richmond got this weekend ?

Richmond CIB in relation to AG allegedly slapping a female on mad monday. Think the CIB will win.

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Does everyone realise that other thread has not had a comment for 33 minutes!

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

It is now 1 hour and 3 minutes that must be a record

or is there finally nothing left to say!

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It is now 1 hour and 3 minutes that must be a record

or is there finally nothing left to say!

It's hot now.

Came back from interstate, taped Casey final and another [censored] performance. Today watching Carlton win, I just feel sick and totally deflated.


It's hot now.

Came back from interstate, taped Casey final and another [censored] performance. Today watching Carlton win, I just feel sick and totally deflated.

Add the Geelong v Hawthorn game to that list Redleg and you have my list of my games from the weekend.

The overpowering feeling I had was that we have a very long way to go.

The winners from the matches I saw were all top four sides and we are 13th.

That about covers it.

Over the last week I have become a little philosophical.

I am used to my team being in this position in September.

Will he stay or go?

Another new coach to be appointed but who?

Who will be given the DCM?

Which skinny kid will we draft?

Will the Admin. gets its act together?

Yep sounds like most Septembers at the MFC.

I don't like it but what can I do about it?

Bugger all really!

So just one short wish.

"Please let it be different in 2012"

And what's running this week?

Did you get the banana smoothie?

Add the Geelong v Hawthorn game to that list Redleg and you have my list of my games from the weekend.

The overpowering feeling I had was that we have a very long way to go.

The winners from the matches I saw were all top four sides and we are 13th.

That about covers it.

Over the last week I have become a little philosophical.

I am used to my team being in this position in September.

Will he stay or go?

Another new coach to be appointed but who?

Who will be given the DCM?

Which skinny kid will we draft?

Will the Admin. gets its act together?

Yep sounds like most Septembers at the MFC.

I don't like it but what can I do about it?

Bugger all really!

So just one short wish.

"Please let it be different in 2012"

And what's running this week?

Did you get the banana smoothie?

I think it's my duty to expose Redleg for what he is.

A double agent working undercover for the other side.

Proof?

He arrived home yesterday from the Gold Coast and invited me to view his horse running in today's Race 4 from Bendigo. Then I saw the horse and the jockey was wearing these dark colours and an orange cap. Anyone who lets his horse run around in the GWS orange colours could not be anything other than a traitor and a spy.

Arrest him!

A small thought in 2009 Knights got the bombers into an elimination final and they got belted.

From that point on he was on borrowed time at the Bombers, he could not coach was the cry.

Well a certain Mr. Hird has just accomplished the same feat with a very similar team in 2011.

Wonder when he will start to get the blame.

Obviously cannot coach!

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And what's running this week?

Did you get the banana smoothie?

Man of Magic thursday Seymour and Iconic Princess wednesday Sandown.

Had a great banana smoothie on thursday morning for breakfast on Gold Coast.

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Can't see you know who ever appearing on the Footy Show while Garry is in the chair. Not that would worry him I suppose as it's a long flight down from Sydney just to be rubbished.


Just checked the single Malt, almost out.

Hope things improve soon all these low moments are costing me a fortune.

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Just checked the single Malt, almost out.

Hope things improve soon all these low moments are costing me a fortune.

Any news today? Iconic Princess Sandown wednesday 2.25. See if she can win in town.

Any news today? Iconic Princess Sandown wednesday 2.25. See if she can win in town.

Lets hope for an improvement in Humour!

 

What ever happened to Mad Monday?

I will have to piously berate the dog instead.

Oh. He's not looking away furtively; they are just itchy.

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Lets hope for an improvement in Humour!

Shouldn't be too hard.


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