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Funny Demon Article

sylvinator
in Melbourne Demons

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Just for something a bit lighter after the intensity of the past month's footy rollar coaster

I've recently come across this site, really funny stuff all footy related and a lot of Demons references.

The White Maggot- this one is about Brad Green

http://thewhitemaggot.com/2011/06/06/cometti-reprimanded-for-failure-to-reference-greenโ€™s-manchester-united-background/

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    Excellent.

    Dwayne here's an anecdote Russell would never be found guilty of not referencing Man U.

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    Quality satire.

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    Loved that last line about being reprimanded for failing to refer to an indigenous player as "exciting".

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    I've actually started reading it every day, it's always good for a laugh

    Also found this demon-related one, which is actually a genius idea that could help keep Scully at the demons.

    http://thewhitemaggot.com/2011/03/30/demons-leverage-attractive-female-supporter-base-to-retain-young-talent/

    Today's one is a classic (and very spot on)

    http://thewhitemaggot.com/2011/06/07/demetriou-named-most-promising-dictator-by-wto/

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    I like this one about McGuire and the abuse by the Saints supporter.

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    Brilliant find. Really takes the [censored] out of Bruce McAvaney's use of the word exciting...though not literally, of course :)

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    Also found this demon-related one, which is actually a genius idea that could help keep Scully at the demons.

    http://thewhitemaggot.com/2011/03/30/demons-leverage-attractive-female-supporter-base-to-retain-young-talent/

    OK Mrs Robinson implications aside I am very disappoited not to be included here B) !!!

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    โ€œThe Demon is able to sense the riderโ€™s level of expectation and deliver a performance completely contrary to it.โ€

    Had to laugh at this ..... Or maybe it was crying . :wacko::)

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    This is brilliant although some home truths in there...

    Saved straight to bookmarks!

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