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But oh so right!

Everything about Trengove feels right :wub:

(But Grimsey has nothing to worry about :P)

 

My two cents worth

1 - "Knockers" Warnock

2 - "Chunk" Jones

3 - Clint Bartram "Simmo" Bart Simpson

4 - "Jesus/Messiah/Killa" Watts

5 - Gysberts "Giblets" or "Guts"

6 - "Masta" Bate

7 - Millsy

8 - "Chip/Chippa" Frawley

9 - "Noah" as in "no r" in Trengove

10 - "Bricks" as in: safe as bricks and mortar/Morton.. also built like a brick ****house.. or simply "Sticks"

11 - "Hightower" Johnson

12 - "Golden" Col... as in Gold n Silvia

13 - Jordie

14 - Dunny

15 - "Ricky" Bobby or "Diablo" (from the same movie lol)

16 - "Jackie Grimes/Frank Grimes"

18 - Greeny or Bradley

19 - "Maz/Magic" Maric

20 - "Judy" Garland

21 - "Dingdong" Bell

22 - "Beamer" Moloney

23 - "Junior"

24 - "Jurrah-Maaan" (I don't do Walpiri Wizard or Jurrahcane)

25 - "Fetta/Dick" Cheney

27 - "Jazz" Rivers

28 - "Joel MacDonald

29 - "Juice" Newton

30 - Tommy Mac

31 - "That's your ball Sculls!!" and "Hands Sculls!"

32 - Cam Bruce

33 - "Aussie/Wona"

34 - "Steffie" Martin

35 - "Tappy" our very own Chappy

36 - "Flash"

37 - Maxy Gawn

39 - "Nev" the "Jet"

40 - "Russian"

43 - Jamie "Benny" Bennel

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"Judy" Garland...HaHa that's Gold..i will be using that one-Cheers. :) :)

Any idea why Moloney is Beamer?

duuuuuddddde are u serious???

B Moloney = 'Beamer' loney

 

I call Sylvia "Kid"

Picked it up from somewhere, no idea where but it has stuck in my mind.


I call Jamar "Doughnuts" as in jam(ar) doughnuts and because that's all he used to deliver. How times have changed.

From a "nugget" tweet:

"Japanese for dinner with my boy!! Jarrod Riv dogg (as he likes to call himself), great feed, ok company haha, http://tl.gd/vj8n1"

Surely Moloney's alternate nickname should be "BITZER" - i.e. "Bitzer Maloney" from the Hairy Maclary children's books...

 

Iv'e been screaming "DIRTY" everytime Jack Grimes is within 70 meters of the ball

i like noah for trengove.

gysberts - jizz


I call Jamar "Doughnuts" as in jam(ar) doughnuts and because that's all he used to deliver. How times have changed.

lol, when my wife first saw Jamar play in 2006, she said the funniest thing.. well to me anyway. " WOW, number 40 looks like he has been breast fed until he was 18", she was referring to him being of a massive build.

Sat night a female brisbane supporter friend of mine asked about who number 9 was.... she asked "who's the 12 year old???" fortunately he was everywhere after that. There goes the kid, its the 12 year old again and again and again......

In my books he's now known as 'the kid' (or the 12 year old!!) :-)

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lol, when my wife first saw Jamar play in 2006, she said the funniest thing.. well to me anyway. " WOW, number 40 looks like he has been breast fed until he was 18", she was referring to him being of a massive build.

The "White Russian" he shall always be.

I've been screaming "JIMMY JAYYYYYMMMAARRRRR" everytime the Russian gets near the ball. Rolls off the tongue nicely.

Sat night a female brisbane supporter friend of mine asked about who number 9 was.... she asked "who's the 12 year old???" fortunately he was everywhere after that. There goes the kid, its the 12 year old again and again and again......

In my books he's now known as 'the kid' (or the 12 year old!!) :-)

Plays OK for a 12 yo kid. Imagine how good he will be when he grows up. B)


Here are some more that we use:

Matthew Bate- red head

Jordie McKenzie- tackle man- because he is was?)leading the tackle count for Melbourne

Jack Grimes- B.O.D- Brother of Dylan

Joel McDonald- Junior Junior

Jack Grimes- B.O.D- Brother of Dylan

Thats a horrible insult.

Sylvia - Josef Fritzl. Amongst opposition players anyway.

I love Noah for Trenners.... only problem is, shouldn't it be Only-one-ah?


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