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Given your avatar I'm surprised you're not giving us the rundown of days to go to the WS Cox Plate at Phlemington.

Clearly racing is not your thing.

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Phlemington?

My bronchial has been dealing with that all week!!

Whhooooh, I think the Ph level is way too high on that!

It really deserves an 'F.'

Are these bad stand-up jokes relating to a misspelled word working for you?

Uhh, a bit hit-and-miss...

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I find the spelling of "Mooney Valley" as "Phlemington" even more concerning than rpfc's jokes.

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I find the spelling of "Mooney Valley" as "Phlemington" even more concerning than rpfc's jokes.

You know what I find concerning: carrier pigeons.

What are they carrying?

I will tell you what they are carrying...

Diseases.

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Glenn McGrath was cool though, he carried fear for opposition batsmen.


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Here's a nice little Countdown Clock which breaks how long left down for you...

Tried to get it embedded into the post but couldn't quite work it out.

(This is assuming the draft starts at 8pm)

Nice one!! I think it starts at 6:30 from memory

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I read that it's on a Thursday night this time, not the traditional Saturday morning like previous years. I guess to hit up more of a prime-time audience...? I'm sure it'll be broadcast on foxsports... i'll be watching it definitely :D

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I feel so inadequate. I will retire and leave it to HT's magnificent electronic countdown clock.

I can now see the seconds flying by.

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Nice one!! I think it starts at 6:30 from memory

5.30pm Queensland time which means us north of the border will know who we get an hour before you lot :lol:

why dont we have daylight saving :wacko:

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5.30pm Queensland time which means us north of the border will know who we get an hour before you lot :lol:

why dont we have daylight saving :wacko:

Because (according to some banana benders) the curtains that face the west, might fade a little in the afternoon............. :lol:

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:lol:

SA's would be pumped.

Hahaha, I'm a Victorian now living in QLD so I suppose that makes me one of the better ones up here :lol:

I did here our great Anna Bligh say that the farmers out west didn't want it cause of the cows and all that.......yes anna, because daylight savings deletes hours out of the day and there is less daylight than normal :wacko:

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