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My 3 word player analysis V Wet Toast

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Fair enough, obviously I hope he proves you wrong :P as i hope a few other players on our list prove me wrong

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    Bartram - had nice moments

    Bate - too one-dimensional

    Bell - stealing Petterds games

    Bruce - finally used footy

    Buckley - electrifying and attacking

    Frawley - showing good signs

    Green - cemented 2009 captaincy

    Jamar - under the radar

    P.Johnson - ends season stylishly

    Jones - prolific but ineffective

    McDonald - seasons best game

    Maric - absolute footy genius

    Martin - sensational down back

    Miller - another decent hitout

    Morton - best teengager ever

    Newton - showed good signs

    Sylvia - always kicks advantageously

    Warnock - continues solid season

    Wheatley - ran free regularly

    Whelan - another great effort

    Valenti - nothing to excite

    Wonaeamirri - tiring towards finish

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    Bartram - had nice moments

    Bate - too one-dimensional

    Bell - stealing Petterds games

    Bruce - finally used footy

    Buckley - electrifying and attacking

    Frawley - showing good signs

    Green - cemented 2009 captaincy

    Jamar - under the radar

    P.Johnson - ends season stylishly

    Jones - prolific but ineffective

    McDonald - seasons best game

    Maric - absolute footy genius

    Martin - sensational down back

    Miller - another decent hitout

    Morton - best teengager ever

    Newton - showed good signs

    Sylvia - always kicks advantageously

    Warnock - continues solid season

    Wheatley - ran free regularly

    Whelan - another great effort

    Valenti - nothing to excite

    Wonaeamirri - tiring towards finish

    Welcome back YM! Are you feeling OK? You ALMOST wrote something positive about Cam Bruce. I did find myself agreeing with most of your comments too! Maybe I am unwell too.

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    Bartram - Seasons best game

    Bate - Is really struggling

    Bell - Wasn't his worst

    Bruce - He stepped up

    Buckley - Gut busting game

    Frawley - Solid down back

    Green - Another stellar performance

    Jamar - playing decent footy

    P.Johnson - the mobile ruckman

    Jones - a better game

    McDonald - a leaders game

    Maric - Some nice things

    Martin - Has great courage

    Miller - Set the tone

    Morton - I love you

    Newton - A good effort

    Sylvia - a great game

    Warnock - Continues to impress

    Wheatley - prolific, great kicking

    Whelan - Hard, tough, skillful

    Valenti - A solid output

    Wonaeamirri - Body is tired

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    I see us putting time into a quality small defender who not only helps other younger players around him out but also helps the team.

    Personally, I think an injury-free Whelan is worth playing over a young player because I think he could play for another 2-3 years easily. I could see him fulfilling his role at 31 if his body can take it.

    Problem with Wheels is that being injury-free is almost an alien concept. If, in a year's time by round 12-13 he's missed 4-5 games, then I'd be opting for a younger player. But i think he can fulfill the role needed for the team better than any other player on our list at the moment.

    But yes, personally I think it's worth playing him

    Getting a bit old I think. Matty Whelan isnt god.

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    Maric is just so smart, and his ball use is first rate. Not sure why the negative comments.

    As for Martin, he is simply phenomenal. To come from his background, having had so little time to adapt to AFL and be thrown into a bottom-team's defence is bloody hard. He has handled it like a champ... cool, calm and collected.

    Warnock down back was also terrific by the way.

    Yep. Maric, Martin and Warnock all good. Martin - I can see the "footy smarts" in him. And cool? He is like Ice! Nickname: "ICE?"

    When was Bartram 19?

    First year. 2006.

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    This is totally off-topic, but is a goal from outside 50 counted as an inside-50? Does anyone even know what I mean.

    By the way, I assume it doesn't.

    I think it would, after all it's got to sail through 50 for it to be a goal. Any statistic.., statistishtia... facts & figures guys who know for sure?? :D

    My contribution:

    Bell - not good enough.

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    Bell - stealing Petterds games

    :lol: Had to laugh. - "stealing"

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    in regards to a couple of players,

    Maric- he just seems to have time, he gives the impression he is in total control of any situation he finds himself in.

    Martin- is getting better, totally fearless going back, but the game isnt a reflex action for him YET he has to think first, but it will come, its great to see a big body in the backline.

    Bartram, had a great third quarter, caused havoc as a small forward got his hands on alot of the ball.

    I dont care what onyone says its great singing the song after the game.

    And then the next day watching and tapeing it from foxtel, and still abusing the umpires for the amount of times they allowed the eagles to THROW the ball!

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    Bell, Bartram - Reason we're last/reason Rome fell

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    Bartram - Seasons best game

    Bate - Is really struggling

    Bell - Wasn't his worst

    Bruce - He stepped up

    Buckley - Gut busting game

    Frawley - Solid down back

    Green - Another stellar performance

    Jamar - playing decent footy

    P.Johnson - the mobile ruckman

    Jones - a better game

    McDonald - a leaders game

    Maric - Some nice things

    Martin - Has great courage

    Miller - Set the tone

    Morton - I love you

    Newton - A good effort

    Sylvia - a great game

    Warnock - Continues to impress

    Wheatley - prolific, great kicking

    Whelan - Hard, tough, skillful

    Valenti - A solid output

    Wonaeamirri - Body is tired

    Spot on

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    Bell - Unable to spoil

    Anyone else noticed Bells inability to spoil the ball from behind even when it seems he is right on their hammer?

    probably indicates how down on form and confidence he is, considering that last year his spoiling was his best asset.

    although i cant say ive noticed it. who did he play on on saturday?

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    Bell - our new Grgic

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