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jazza

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  1. Still gotta case of Uncle Sam left,If anybody wants a can let me know.{not 1972 prices though]
  2. We havent had the ability to play "slow" wickets for many years. Marsh looked comfortable for a debutant on a slow wicket. Doolan =i cant get a handle on whether hes gonna make it.
  3. Froggy's for play=You ready love. Biff's =Hang on a tic. OD's=Nurse can you lift my arm please.
  4. DC,now needs 3 ice cream sticks and an elastic band to get the job done. The blue rinse set would yodel about and stand up gentlemen of that age.
  5. Vietnamese waltz. Passo doblay. Keys in the hatto.
  6. Speak to any private schoolboy. Or follow up with questions to some of our recently delisted.
  7. One of the best ways to learn dance,Is to put 3-4 little stones in your shoes. Hurts like buggery,but the results are worth it.
  8. Dean Jones spoke about the crowd and explained everybody over there is on work permits,They cant get 'time off" He also said they were looking to play day/night tests as the weather would be perfect and after 6 would be a regular sell-out. Doolan drops a sitter. Rogers just misses latching onto a super difficult one. Okeefe's action looks very bush league,Hope its just the first test nerves. Pitch will turn into a nightmare if you dont have patience.
  9. Looks like the Ovens @Murray is in for a bumper season and some of thier clubs going broke.
  10. Evidence against Oscar left him without a leg to stand on.
  11. Didnt see the plaque,But certainly noticed the egg farms. Prefer Lethbridge.
  12. Your hearing might be going DC. I think the clansmen were yelling out to the poms. Goose Goose Goose.
  13. I will go with hermaphrodite,the old jamie lee curtis factor. Hopefully this will spice things up a bit.
  14. Do you honestly think i gonna waste my line on the rabble that collects in here. DC would run amok if i divulged it. Biff would get it as a tattoo on his hand so as not to forget it.
  15. Used my well worn line,And licked my eyebrows.
  16. Thats one fox i wouldnt shoot.
  17. AAAhhhhhhhhhhh reminds me of better days when i met the missus. Although my haircut was better than his,And i didnt posses a cammoflague shirt.But the girl looks similar to my wife at the same age.
  18. A few blokes every year get retired by these assassins. Mostly broken toes and bruised ribs are the normal injury. The things we do for you city milk drinking folk. Silage done and still no ciggys,no wonder im getting headaches.
  19. The syringe,latex gloves and banana shaped object all contributed to my thoughts.
  20. That reminds me,Must make a doctors appointment today.
  21. No but Pat Cummings is back.
  22. Trade week is similar to bathurst. Watch the start for maybe some action. Then watch the end for the final paper scurrying official running into AFL headquarters with the paperwork for a c grader your club has just secured.
  23. Happy days, mate. Still not offering to put your hand in own pockets. Keep slinging cowboy.
  24. Thanks for that,on the previews at the cinema they must only show the good bits{duh}and you think the movie looks alright until somebody tells you different. Of course the "star"of the movie is a piece of wood dud actor anyway.
  25. Just got in,Whats happened? And please dont say we got winderlich