bluey

Why don’t we have a CEO, who’s managing this mess, too many mates, too close to each other, recipe for disaster.

6 Bowery 5 Rivers 4 Clarry 3 Salem 2 Hendo 1 Petracca

Just taken to hospital with bruised toe. Petracca fighting for his life in emergency unit. Club checks on his welfare after a few weeks of not attending training.

Some good facts here. Time to change it around, get back in the box and take feedback from all the assistants. Nathan Jones, what level AFL coaching accreditation does he have? Retired, one year on telly and now managing our midfield. This appears every bit of a “good old boys” appointment, a monumental stuff up and a disgrace.

He was treacle slow, appears overweight to me.

Yep, slow, can’t kick, can’t mark. But his Dad played a few serviceable games.

He coaches exactly like he played, slow.

Take the liability Van Rooyen and the bald bloke off and play two men short.

To much time spent on this racetrack folly, how about directing some energy to our core business.

As a club we have blundered our way into a terrible mess. Gawn, should be enjoying his forthcoming retirement, sitting in the coaches box, having the odd beer, and the odd cameo. Please spare me, we can’t play because his Mums crook. But it’s all about Max, hung onto the captaincy way to long, Max takes the ruck, the backline plan is to kick it to Max regardless, the Forward plan is all about Max who is not much chop around goals, and his replacement is an aged journeyman. We need a young ruckmen, two if possible. May, no protege available here, Tommy Mac, no spring chicken with no replacement. Viney, Petracca, Clarry, got chopped up by young quick players, out on their feet at 3qt time. VanRooyen, Jefferson, everyone’s great white hopes, not going to happen, in a million years, forcing Fritz into a key role, when he is so obvious a pinch hitter. Desperate need for a full back a Full forward and a CHF, and a couple of pacy youthful on ballers, and a ruckman, starting next week. All this planning should have taken place 3/4 years ago. Also the decision to bone Tommo, has gotten on my goat, particularly when you have kept a huge hatful of VFL standard battlers out at Casey, whom have hung off the back of the list for years, who very obviously will never measure up. I don’t blame Simon, the problem is in the back office.

Out-Jefferson, Frisch, Sharp In-Johnson, Fullerton, Langford

6 Bowey 5 Chandler 4 Salem 3 Lindsay 2 Henderson 1 Gawn

Is the crisis over yet?

I’m all in on this suggestion. Mays just about cooked, how old is this guy 35? It worked for Ray Biffen .

Axe Chandler and Fritz In May and Turner. Happy to have another look at the three big forwards under the roof.

6. Salem 5.TMac 4 Petracca 3.Oliver 2.Lever 1.Sparrow

It didn’t work for Jeff Farmer and Jesse Hogan, Jackson’s finding out why.

AfL players talk with fork tongue.

The Forward line is very weak, the weakest link. Promising players, that have not delivered the goods.

Always had a bad feeling about this place.

I would rather read an article about the consequences regarding Caulfield, due to Festers retirement.

A 200cm ex basketball er, professional footballer, can’t jump up and tap the ball? Come on.

A ruckman that can’t ruck.

How many organisations will share this one little oval, will look like downtown Beirut.

McAdam is thirty in May. How about Spargs, still on one leg? Will he make it back for season starter. Could go on the LTI list. We will fit Uncle George in, there must be a plan, a cunning plan.