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👍Cotton On. 👍 Surfing. 👎Farming. Tractor work too risky. Might get his hair caught in the PTO.

No Votes for Atkins and Dempsey??? Bloody hackers!

The Kangaroo Island Kangaroos. In time, and after tens of thousands of dollars are expended on marketing consultants, they will be rebranded 'The Islanders'. Leading to a law suit coming from Tasmania. The out-of-court settlement helping to pay for the new stadium in Hobart. This may seem silly. But AFL HQ can make it happen.

Coburg?

The Bont is a shining example of a footballer and how the game should be played. Hard to envisage a trade scenario that would be worth their while.

I saw him on the tram after St.Kilda had beaten his Pies. He looked thoroughly miserable. This is of course completely irrelevant to the topic at hand, but hopefully it puts a sparkle in your day.

Check with the club, you used to be able to sign them up before birth. My 14-year old daughter turns 15 in a week's time; 16-year member.

Joeboy; reported house down.

The simplicity of toxicity creating price inelasticity.

Green, Gawn, Pickett (if male). Going to need a lot of draft pick points 2041/2042.

Remarkably dignified. Perhaps more appropriate as a middle name, you don't want to rub peoples noses in it.

Or go back even further and....

Thanks @WalkingCivilWar. Don't wear so much make-up next time.

Kossie to Port Adelaide?

3 word summary: must keep sunglasses?

Strong cultural fit with the forthcoming Tassie franchise?

Stop mucking about @DeeMee, get yourself cryogenically frozen.

With insights like that you'll soon go from PA to running the entire organisation!

Koltyn Tholstrup - when your real name makes a porn-name redundant.

Are you rubbishing @Garbo?

You may well turn out to be right. The wildcard is what Free Agency compo picks get dealt out by AFL House.

Agreed. As @Pennant St Dee reported to us (many moons ago), Curtin has excellent spatial awareness.

I can't fathom why the FD would have perceived the need to trade picks 14, 27 & 35 just to grab DeMattia at 11.

It's an amazing concept whereby, unless in the case of draw(s), 4 sides will be zero & one after zero.