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That's 'big' news Dazzle.

The three colours of the vertical bars being 'Chardonnay', 'Shiraz' and 'Quince Paste'.

Come finals time 2-3 extra goals could make all the difference, so let's draft their umpires.

No. With his complexion he'd just end up looking like a pimple.

Thanks for that @bing181, got mine booked for Wednesday. Feeling far less anxious about it now.

Average Sydney person: Get up. Go to 5 different BBQ stores. Only 1 coffee break, BUT make is a 'super spreader' event. Over coffee, decide on which one of the BBQ stores you want to buy. Go home.

Clearly this is GOD punishing the AFL for not committing sufficient resources towards quality umpiring.

Try and entice him over with the strong prospect of forming a premiership winning midfield.

Fantastic name for a Whisky distiller. If Jackson Callow was available (big if) then he'd be worth a look...'vice-like hands" https://www.afl.com.au/news/620397/who-needs-a-key-forward-18yo-beast-dominating-in-sanfl

Exactly how do you confirm a MFCSS diagnosis?

Ahh, so you'll be coming straight from the Long Room then.

Kudos to Nibbler. I was one of those who were frustrated by his fumbling/sloppy disposal, however he has, for the most part, managed to address this weakness in his game. This year's change to 20 minute quarters has helped highlight his great endurance and he's played his part in applying forward-half pressure.

Pinching! What next...he's going to throw a shoe?

Smoke and mirrors @demonstone!

Good point, he has turned our previous achilles heel - outside run, into one of our strengths (for at least one half of the ground).

He gave it the Thumbs Up?

Consider it a 'Badge of Honour'. I hope that you keep that certificate, pair it with your 30-year certificate when that comes along and frame them both.

Hmm, may get a bit lonely for you @Dannyz. Whilst Joel is athletic, is he physically strong enough, and assured enough, to play that role?

Well that's just plain stupid. That's a more sensible approach.

Yes, it's a great Port Adelaide tradition.

Port will bar-up if that comes to fruition.

The Royal?...spotting me will be no problem, I'll be the one with my top off.

I don't think we've peaked at all. Working out what is our optimal forward set-up is very much work-in-progress.

Thanks for all the updates @KC from Casey

Phew