Kiss of Death

Zero injuries is all I want from this game. It’s the only thing of relevance to round 1

Exactly the point. Hope he gives away a double 50 in the prelim on the final siren resulting in a goal and a one point loss.

Steven May must be cheering, far less chance of a concussion or tooth loss from those swinging elbows. also something something no chance of a fifth strike something something 😂 ^ above in jest, of course. I’d have killed to have him in our forward line for the last decade

Max is probably our greatest barometer in decades. When he’s on we are onnn, when he’s struggling it’s very difficult for us as a team to perform at an elite level. Not bad for a beanpole with wonky knees

Torps everywhere and heaps of behinds during the blues warm-up

Naruto running and AC/DC air guitars in the warmup? I hope we are switched on

We have turned into the most selfish bunch of individuals around. No connection between our lines, bugger all communication, linking of plays is non-existent, bomb it to a pack of forwards with no crumbers around because they’re all too high up the ground, and practically no blocking checking defensive work. Nobody is even taking the first option anymore, it’s dump kicks in and out of the 50 almost every time. Everybody is playing for theirselves, with very very few exclusions. Yes, we are getting some complete rubbish handed at us by the umpires - but stop ranting and sooking at them, Dees - focus on winning the next bloody contest! If you kick a goal - stop running over to the boundary line and fist pumping at the supporters and just expecting our fellow Dees to run over and celebrate with you - high five each other and the bloke who got the ball to you in the first place! FMD what happened to our team football

Hunter should have just stood there and let Rozee barrel forwards into his legs and knock him over, free kick, taking out the legs 🤷‍♂️

Quite happy to have Harmsey stay, I think he adds depth. Also quite happy for Harmsey to sign a fat final contract with a rival club, if we get good value out of it, and thank you for your service. That GF pick-up, baulk and pass to Fritta will stick with me forever.

I'm happy I paid attention and kept logging in - only two other seats had been taken in M4 at the time I purchased 🥰

Picked up some KB MSS tickets, fresh allocation of seats now showing up when you put in your barcodes

That was not very good

“And Rowell handballs to Anderson who fires a short low 20m kick to Powell on the 50m arc, 50 degree angle. He trots in, and kicks.. oh dear, it’s come off the side of the boot, and goes OOB on the full” cheersquad holds aloft 200 cardboard signs saying ‘got what it deserved’

Hello old friend, I remember you from many close defeats snatched from the jaws of victory. now that’s settled let’s get on with trouncing the poos and pees by 120 points, we owe them multiple times over

So, finally getting around to sorting out Kings Birthday tickets/upgrades vs. GA - pop in the membership number, showing [censored] end of L4 available, but also reading that sections and bays may become available closer to the game.. what's my best option? Is it likely other sections will open and be sold fast, or is this literally at that's left? In previous years we've also entered the ground as GA and purchased tickets on-sold by the DA, which was great fun - is that even a potential option this time around as well?

Van Reeyen is clearly guilty and this is a case of mistaken identity. also - onya Angry Anderson for stating that if he hadn’t tried to spoil, he would not be a reasonable AFL footballer 😂

Interesting, they wanted a downgrade to medium, but it’s almost like they’re pushing that it was now incidental

Was wondering how long until somebody in the media ran with the subject of this thread, the answer was six rounds and The Age

Nothing good to say really

Tackled after disposal, no downfield free, tackled after disposal, no downfield free, tackled after disposal, no downfield free, bombers goal

Concussed and doesn’t get a free

Christ Viney

Any chance of standing between the ball carrier and the leading forward today?

50 for anybody but the Bont there against Gunston

Free Kick Bulldogs in effect