The heart beats true

You started out by quoting Bolt espousing the virtues of Western civilisation and now you’re saying the onus is on others to disprove your theories? I’m not sure that’s the cornerstone of western democratic values. It literally works the other way by design. But keep going. You’re nailing this 👍

Well you go first. Literally nothing you quoted here is fact, at best some of it is misinterpreted statistics used to concoct an argument to disguise an overt bias.

Was it the bloke who looks like Monty Burns from Essendon? I’d probably be difficult and awkward too.

Remember when people complained because we didn’t have a winning culture?

Great to see so many AFL boys there. We are tight.

Great win. Fantastic to see so many Demons greats in the stand.

Demonland. Obviously.

Melksham doesn’t get enough ready around here.

Disco is a player

Cry me a river 🤣

The umpiring is rewarding the tackler and not the player trying to win the ball. Surely that’s not what we want in the game?

Pity. That’s a club who could do with a camp to really pull the team together.

Terang was the big smoke growing up. I remember we had to go to Terang from Mortlake to see a Vet - when my mum ran over our dog (by accident). Is the Hampden league struggling these days? It used to be incredibly strong.

I work with numbers (but I also drive Uber)

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Why is Phil Davis dressed like a high school science teacher?

Gees Warner looks good for a pick 39. He holds his space really well and uses his pace.

That’s how I know about it! Annoyed the living [censored] out of me.

The commentary don’t understand the rules. The 50 is because the mark is in line with the square. It’s a dumb rule, but it’s the rule.

Does Hodgey know he’s allowed to talk about the entire side, and not just Buddy?

I know. I hate the simplistic hand wringing over this. They are professional sports coaches who train for years to recognise patterns and structures in game. They watched the whole thing unfold up close in person. They knew what it was, because they saw it happening.

That Sydney forward entry was pure Melbourne. Long to the pocket to where the ruckman is, but the marking forward takes the grab.

Hodge saying May played a ‘decent’ game on Franklin. Oh, you mean when he got 10 votes from the coaches in a losing side? Hodge offers nothing.

Jackson wasn’t ever about money. He stopped negotiating with us, which tells you he wasn’t trying to drive up his price.

It says a lot about the standard of football commentary when someone appears too intelligent to do it.