The heart beats true

Abbie Holmes just asked Richo is Max was getting around the boys still?????? No Abbie. He’s cracked the [censored] and gone to the pub with his mates. Honestly. What is this garbage on Channel 7? I hate the footy on TV. I’m forced to watch the game I love through this prism of idiots.

[censored] Love this! Go Layzie!!!

Luke Hodge is the most dull, uninspired commentator in a very deep field of dull uninspiring commentators. He’s so biased about Brisbane, but even then he can’t muster the slightest inflection in his voice to seem enthusiastic. It’s like listening to a car horn that only goes off to point out the obvious - so basically a car alarm that shouts out ‘I’m a car alarm, I’m a car alarm’. can not stand him.

We won that quarter. Make no mistake. They are only in front because structurally we are missing our 2 most important players. Max’s injury really deflated the team, but they fought back that quarter. We are such a tough team.

Great kick Charlie, great mark Fritta!

Ben Brown has been fantastic this year so far. #demonpositivity

Because Brisbane people don’t give a [censored] about AFL.

Stick fat demons fans. We’ve had the universe against us.

Clarry got flattened in the middle of the ground. Should have been 50 to Spargo

Max knows

That was sensational from Sparrow

Not doing much for cliches about Melbourne supporters with this story.

Oh, Gary Rohan is playing!

He continually tries to kick the ball 70 metres regardless of game context.

Geelong look lost without Stewart. Unfortunately their next 3 - Suns, Hawks , Eagles. What a joke.

Carlton only need to be 373 points in front at 3/4 time for me to be confident they won’t fall over.

Saad just tries to kick the ball as far as he can. He never looks

Carlton remind me of Melbourne circa 2017. We’d dominate games but constantly looked rushed and nervous. The skills are horrific.

How are we expected to believe that an elite athlete is that consistently clumsy? He gritted his teeth as he drags his hand across his face. It’s [censored].

Hawkins ‘accidentally’ poking players in the eye for the 30th time in his career.

Cerra has made a laughably bad start to this game. 2 horrible mistakes.

Look, it’s easy to be bitter and cynical about Hawthorn supporters… but who knew it would also be so much fun!

@Sir Why You Little on Saturday night I went with my parents who have some mobility issues. We got an Uber from Wellington Parade after the game across from the 7/11. There’s a ramp up over the station so it’s accessible the whole way.

I just watched a different angle of the incident and Koz straight away but both his hands up and said ‘sorry mate’ to Smith. Smith got up and gave him a tap to let him know he’s ok, and all is good. He knew straight away it was wrong. This is why he’s not challenging it. He can’t say he didn’t think there was anything in it when he apologised immediately.

Hey Sue. I have a reserved seat in MM, which is right at the back in bay M 53 and very much undercover. I can guarantee you that unless it’s Anzac or Queens Birthday you’ll be able to move back further undercover if you get wet (which I don’t think you will anyways) There was 3 empty rows in front of us on Saturday night.