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Noir means black and Grigio means grey. Grigio is a table white, unspectacular. Noir is the subject of countless books.

spare no expense . the mrs must have earned it a million times over,

We work at night in my various industries. Your 3 hour day will be over soon and then you can go back to the X box. Most squatters have it all set up on the screen. We know you dont work hard Jazza. Riding a quad bike through mud is not really a job, it's a lifestyle.

Reminds me of the time I was marooned on a deserted Island after a plane crash with Elle McPherson. For weeks we subsisted on fish and coconuts. Eventually, she relaxed on her usual desire for men who have billions of bucks and she joined me in my hut for a night of unbridled passion. The next day ,just me and Elle sat there thinking of something else to do when I asked her to put on my suit and tie that I had salvaged from the wreck. "It's too hot " she complained , "If it's ok with you I'd like you to try it just for a day. So she put on the suit and walked the 50 metres around the Island and as she came back I rushed up to her and put my arm around her,whispering in her ear, "Mate, you'll never believe who I've been [censored]. "

OK. Who wears the pants?

Whatever boils your spuds Clint. You strange man.

I agree entirely. I alternate these art films with the occasional doco on drugs or depravity. One must maintain a hobby. Too much interest in wine alone, or bananas, makes one dull.

Bruce Yardley was handy . Good bat,good catch too.

One West Coast Cooler and they are anybodies.

Didn't know you were a fan of Gilbert and George's work.

Flat track, b grade bowling. of course he will cash in.

That's all you hipsters can ever say Earl.

The 63 Not out The 408 on the shirt The 13th Man. Yes .it is too much now.a bit

but she enjoys the suffering with a smile I'm sure.

Hate to break it to you Jazza but up until about 11,000 years ago we were all hunter gatherers,or Fishermen. Dairy farming is now possible only due to the Latte sippers in the city. Without them inventing ways to make the human race survive you would not be required. Pasteurisation and homogenisation ,developed by those scientist city slickers ,is what helped simple hicks to store and refrigerate your product for the cities. Those nuffies in town must be given some credit for the Dairy industry surely.

There is a life outside the plush modgrass tennis courts of Borewood DC. Progressive thinkers flock to the city. Which means I belong somewhere near Mawson station. Anyyway,politically , I expect you may be able to rally some support in the Nursing homes ,Beasley style. Which is why you are needed for the sex party.

I still have a photo of Don Bradman in a compromising situation with Dawn Frasier,or Tamee ,I can never tell.

The kitchen above (pictured ) is not clean enough for a meth lab. Perfectly acceptable in British quisine.

Anyone can have a bad day floggo. We can't all exploit the country's mineral wealth like you and your mob.

Marriage is a fine institution floggo , you tax dodging meme freak. But not for me. BtW My premises are immaculate.it's the customers that are revolting and filthy.

The sex party went dismally Surprising really but we couldn't win over the boring Bible Belt around Burwood. We need a man with Age and verve for the next one. There are plent of you here with the first one covered.

Sweet.

Cannot attend due to a very important Birthday- namely mine.Will get there one day.

Picked you more as a Benny Hill type DC.

Never good enough for our Bitters. I go out of my way to organise a clandestine business operational/strategy meeting and then you tell the whole'land about my plans. Lucky I didn't take you to the rough pub or you may have been physically assaulted for the pink shirt,as you deserved. Anyway- back to the drawing board.