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Monotone Tony is now only capable of speaking 81 words per minute as opposed to 160 before the election . He has to repeat himself two or three times because he is too slow to think of a beige answer. What a half wit we have. How on earth did he get a pass at Oxford ? FMD-he couldn't run a choko vine up a dunny wall. Perhaps our dumbest looking PM ever.Certainly the stupidest in speech EVER. One term only if lucky.

Roos was shell shocked after that game. At least for one day we rubbed their face in it . The attack was incredible ,the defence was hardly needed . The centre game plan worked that day for some unknown reason.

Antarctica.

AT least Marlon trimmed his nails. I doubt you offer the lads the same courtesy with your style of husbandry.

I've got no beef with the lads-yet.

Thanks for the dee-vine intervention.

You just keep churning them out.

Can we process the kiwis offshore? Some of them have hardly seen their own country.

Faith,Lordweaver. As the apostles once said Screw the NAB cup.

Put it out to pasture.

I think we've milked this joke enough . It's getting udderly ridiculous.

I wouldn't mind getting my hands on some firm teats Jazza-if you're throwing in beers then I'm there.

Good parenting to recognize the twins as individuals.I'm watching the gat go mental. meth heads get dehydrated easily. I'm sweating like a Greek Virgin at a Sophocles lecture.

The libs navy is a bit more posh- they smoke pipes and call each other chaps. The Labour navy has too many tattoos and when they came to shore they would spend all their wages like a drunken you know what.

They will be Skiing next week if they live. In the meantime-let 'em fry.

Is that anything like a Greek Virgin?

Range Rover was a fairly divisive character . Who or where is he now? Or should we have a poll to decide the truth?

Is FL OG the blonde or the burnt looking pommy with the big teeth.

Who?

We could start a talk show on Channel 10 and fill it with Ginas patsies? No.Been done.

He might be a very good dictator, er teacher.

The Latrobe Valley would be a good place to start, albeit a little unfair to Moe.

Amazing artist Redfoo. As was Damhir Dokic in his own way . But thats got nothing to do with the price of fish in China, or Wimbledon for that matter.

Long Island Ice Tea?

Tennis fans are a special breed and lets face it, NQR. Tomic again proved what a lame unit he is. Another Aussie Balkan also ran with a psycho dad. Tennis players are a pathetic lot of tossers. The girls deserve more money than the men-they are tougher.