Biffen

I knew his brother who could barely kick a football,which was odd also. He ( Nick)seemed to dominate for over a decade in VFL .

You are getting technical once again RL. Sometimes the target shifts in a fast match up. The balls move at such a rapid rate from top to tail but the main thing is to know which team you follow.

BBO was ,by all reasonable reckoning, a very ugly child and as such enjoyed a safe passage through Catholic Education.

He looks like he can play but what school did he go to? Also- the Italians are not known for their bravery or love of physical contact (footballing).

Heffernan

Just don't call him Lessy near H.

He looks very hard to tackle.

We should change it as long as we get to punch the idiot who made the last one ,and the [censored] that proposed the new one.

This is the best performance enhancing drug when it comes to running/oxygen carrying capacity. It is for use on severe Asthma sufferers and Horses(illegally). Also the drug of choice for Ben Johnson,along with Stanazanol. Allegedly a few others as well. I have never encountered it as a party drug although it mimics cocaine in the increased oxygen carrying capacity it provides. They took it deliberately ,and plead guilty,the rest is crap.

They get all these failed ideas from watching the Yanks. We are not as stupid or easily pleased with the tizzy hype that yanks love. Stick your ads,tell Russell to go home ,let us talk about how disgusting the umpiring is and drink our $7.60 pot in a plastic cup. The music/ads ,fake hype is so alienating I want to leave,not stay. Bring back public executions at half time I say. Start off by culling the marketing/advertising execs.

Wouldn't matter who was in the middle. For the first 10-15 minutes they were witches hats. I won't be going again this year. Kind of ruins your day when you rock up expecting a close contest and they give it away in the first quarter. I was tempted to leave at quarter time . They need their faces slapped.

What a sad bunch of promising nothings. Who what , who cares? They don't ,I don't

Agreed- Dunn is a fat , slow hack.

You might have had a free lunch- don't believe the hype. The players came out like a bunch of male ballerinas at a debutante ball-neither masculine nor acceptable but entirely predictable.

Aren't we all?

Wish all the other teams the best (strains of HIV/Spanish Flu, Plague etc) Yes I am!

You are right. But the middle section was held up by Dawes getting lucky with the umps. The rest was just the normal waiting for something to happen.

Dunn is hopeless. No speed. No Strength. Got beaten by Cloke then that red headed [censored] from North. Ten minutes of shyte. Game over. I acknowledge this is also the midfielders who lost it. This was exactly the replay of Collingwood game(first time) Players come out unprepared then waste 20,000 peoples' time.

Yarran is finished

We were asleep of the first ten minutes. Then the game was over, Same with the Collingwood game. Can we pay them any more to wake up! The staff are to blame. The players are supposed to be "prepared " for the game. That is their job. Sack all the hangers on . Jade Rawlings,Mahoney etc.

The great self made man Jamie Packer has rightly stepped out to defend another Australian sporting headline ,his boating mate Pup. Never in my life have we had such a weak ,front running,uninspiring bogan as leader(of the nation) but ,for all that ,he won his way back into our hearts with his cheap tatts,his running off on tour to be with his slag gf,his flashy cars,his mate JP on the ice breaker ,his sacking of Symonds,his sacking of Katich ,his losses in Dubai,NZ,England,India ,South Africa,his stodgy hard handed technique ,his weak whimpy back,his whining dad ,his cakewalk career,his ambition in pushing out Punter. Sure he had his critics ,but he always answered them emphatically by deflecting criticism to his mate Watto. The end of a sad period in Australian cricket. Finally.

Stunk it up in the VFL yesterday. Was he ever any good?

In order to offend as many cultures as possible today ,I will be dressing as Prince Phillip and have asked Bitters to go dressed as HRH QE2. I will be giving a speech on important British victories in the Sudan,Sth Africa,The Middle East ,The Crimea,The Falklands,Palestine etc and trying to revive the old colonial spirit ,lest the great epoch of British Dominions be forgotten with all this trendy multicultural clap trap. Arabic on the Pigskin indeed. Sacrilege!!!

Brent Harvey is a champion and an ornament to the game. 400 games is really an astonishing feat. and he is a credit to himself and his family. I am hoping he manages to have his nose spread across his ugly face today. Something I would very much like to see.

I usually find the best way is to slaughter an animal,spread it's entrails out on the kitchen table and then decipher the signs from there. I'm not into the I Ching ,Tarot Cards or anything esoteric. I don't drink tea,so tea leaves are out of the question. Luckily for me ,there is a Lebanese man with too many cats,who use my courtyard as a thoroughfare/toilet.So I have a ready supply of Omens.