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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. That’s really harsh. I know hating on Omac is flavour of the month but he honestly played well today. Was aggressive at the ball, and hit targets. Considering he’s never played forward or ruck, he did well. Needs a break. He’s hardly the core of our issues.
  2. Things I hated: 1. The lack of defensive running 2. The match ups. Nobody on Sidebottom was brilliant. 3. May injured 4. Lever kicking the football 5. Anyone other than Salem and Lewis kicking the football 6. The two more games we have left to endure
  3. Hard for anyone to commentate a Melbourne game and not be negative. We are woeful.
  4. May hamstring. Lol. You have to question why they didn’t just let him have an early start to the pre season to get him cherry ripe instead of getting him in half fit every time.
  5. He’s played his quarter. What did you expect? Another player who hasn’t improved and never will because he isn’t fit.
  6. Honestly I don’t know how people can have blind faith in Goodwin and then watch this [censored] unfold every week. Injuries are one thing. Being a dumb coach with no understanding of your team or your opponent is another. This is as easy a win as any team will have this year.
  7. Embarrassing stuff. Most embarrassing is the coaching and match ups.
  8. Lever is having a stinker. Needs a pre season to get himself right.
  9. In the backline for some unknown reason when he was doing well up forward. Meantime Hore is in the VFL.
  10. Which idiot coach in the box will make a move to tag Sidebottom?! Do something you incompetent bunch of hacks.
  11. Everyone at the contest. Nobody around the outside. Collingwood win a clearance. Goal.
  12. Disgusting lack of pressure. I’m over watching us do the same [censored] every week.
  13. Name one of his teammates who hasn’t done that this season.
  14. I reckon JHK has done more than Gus, Jones and Oliver today to be honest. Melksham clearly not ready for AFL. Gawn looks like he’s done with this rabble of a team for the season and now poor Oscar has to have his confidence destroyed further by rucking against Grundy.
  15. Yep chaos ball. Goodwin’s brilliant game plan which hasn’t worked for a year and relies on winning every clearance and skills we do not possess such as kicking, handballing and foot speed.
  16. Hibbo the easiest turnover you’ll see. Honestly we are painful
  17. [censored] me!!!!! Why these unskilled rubbish players why?! Kill me
  18. Rubbish from Lever there. Sadly it looks like game over.
  19. Great and now the umpires are pulling frees from their buttholes.
  20. Brayshaw! [censored] me. A tiny bit of pressure by Collingwood and we have completely fallen apart. What a pathetic tale of 2019 this is.
  21. And our rubbish turnovers are back. Wtf was JHK doing with that kick? And we are soooooooo slow. Teams just walk around us.
  22. Inexcusable fumble by Viney cost us a goal
  23. Lever has the worst kicking action I’ve seen on an A grader. I’m gonna give him the benefit of the doubt because he hasn’t played a decent run of games in over 12 months.

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