
Everything posted by Very Jaded
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GAMEDAY: Rd 20 vs Richmond
We are exhausted running around like headless chicken. Meantime Richmond players are lined up on the wings awaiting a turnover and bang.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 20 vs Richmond
He’s running the boundary. Can’t be that serious. Also it’s the opposite knee to the one he did apparently.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 20 vs Richmond
Please god don’t let Lever do another knee. Please. This season is [censored] cursed.
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GAMEDAY: Rd 20 vs Richmond
Not sure why they did the car draw at quarter time. No incentive for Melbourne fans to stay now. Should have done it at 3/4 time and gave it to the only idiot who is still at the match. “You sir, you are still here, you’ve suffered enough, have a car”
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GAMEDAY: Rd 20 vs Richmond
Just kill me. Watching them do as they please with the ball. Goodwin is an absolute moron.
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2020 Assistant Coach Prospects: The Next Batch
It depends. Does Goody want to keep his job?
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Injury List - Season 2019
Another complete and utter [censored] up. Why the [censored] did they bring him back for a dead season? Is Melksham another unfit time bomb ready to blow up a foot again? I have no words for the stupidity of this club sometimes.
- Sam Weideman
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PREGAME: Rd 20 vs Richmond
Tongue in cheek obviously ? I spend a lot on memberships.
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PREGAME: Rd 20 vs Richmond
I’m going simply because I feel like the $72,000 I spent on memberships this year has been a total waste of money. With 2 home games left before I bugger off, I’ll go to try and win the Jag so at least something can be salvaged from this season. We will get smashed. This is an ugly ugly team.
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What to do with Nathan Jones
He isn’t in his prime anymore and he isn’t our best and only midfielder anymore. That doesn’t mean we discard him like yesterday’s trash. There is a lot to be said for showing loyalty to those who have shown it to you. It’s not just about his position in the team, it’s about team unity and loyalty and harmony. Disrespecting Jones says to the entire team “sure, be loyal and stick by us in bad times, but when the time comes we will throw you to the curb”.
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Eddie Betts
If he came cheap I would. He is a match winner and a massive upgrade on Garlett. If his head is right he could go another couple of years, as I believe he doesn’t have significant history of injuries.
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Injury List - Season 2019
He got 2 didn’t he? No way he would move clubs for 1 year deal. His concussions are no worse than what Gus was facing. With proper management he can overcome it.
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Injury List - Season 2019
I hate when he hits our players and breaks their jaw. What a d@&k!
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The Melbourne Problem!
I think Melbourne supporters don’t ring talk back radio because they are busy working and having a life, not collecting dole or scamming cigarettes at train stations. They don’t feel the need to waste their time talking to other idiots on the radio, as if they will miraculously fix our problems. Our supporters are the most resilient and loyal there are. We have the highest supporter to member conversation rate. We aren’t the problem.
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Injury List - Season 2019
Why? He’s contracted so unless he retires I can’t see why he wouldn’t.
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Injury List - Season 2019
If you don’t laugh you cry. I rather forfeit the remaining games than watch more players go down injured. It’s not worth it at this point.
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Injury List - Season 2019
The year that keeps on delivering. Have we gone one solitary week without someone sustaining a serious injury?
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What to do with Nathan Jones
I’d be disgusted if we are low balling our captain and a champion who has stood by this rabble of a club for all these years. I think one year is fair, but FFS the last thing we need right now is media noise about our own captain being unhappy with his contract offer. Get it sorted fast. This [censored] would never happen under Jackson. To think how much money we have payed absolute garbage players over the years... no wonder Jones is annoyed. Deserves a hell of a lot better. This season truly can’t end soon enough.
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The 2019 Draft and Trade Targets Thread
Glorious outcome. Hopefully puts GC out of contention for a PP. Between Day signing and this performance, they have another 40 odd years to reach diabolical Melbourne type levels and hence gain a PP
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The 2019 Draft and Trade Targets Thread
Beating Essendon would also be a nice little sweetener. My Essendon supporting friend is currently losing his [censored] in our footy chat. He called his club weak and pathetic. What a softy! ?
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CHANGES: Rd 20 vs Richmond
I don’t disagree and I particularly think it’s important for our backline as we know who our starting 6 are and they need to start getting to know one another. Their cohesion is key to us climbing up the ladder again. However the reality is we have 4 weeks left. 4 weeks in which we need to make decisions on players staring at delistings. We need to decide who we should try and offload and is surplus to our needs. We also need to decide what to do about our badly underachieving midfield. If he wasn’t in AA contention I would give Gawn the rest of the year off for a well deserved rest. I’d throw Preuss to the wolves so he knows what he needs to do in pre season if he wants to ever be good enough to tie Gawn’s shoelaces, let alone compete alongside him. I would get Gus to go rediscover himself and start playing defensively. I’d give Viney an extra 4 weeks to rest up his broken body and send him to leadership training. I would play Salem on a wing. I would play JHK where he plays at Casey, as an inside mid, and see if he can cut it with the big boys. I would try Oscar up forward to see if he has a chance of saving his career from total meltdown. Winning or losing is irrelevant. It would be nice to win sure, but it would be nicer to use the next 4 weeks to make tough list decisions that need to be made.
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The 2019 Draft and Trade Targets Thread
Yep and we only have one game left we can potentially win which is the Swans game. Pies and Tigers will rip us a new one and North in Tassie with an interim coach trying to get a permanent job won’t be easy either.
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Remaining games or 2020 prep?
If anyone is not fit and is playing right now, increasing their risk of further injury or delaying an end of season operation, then we are stupider than I imagined.
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POSTMATCH: Rd 19 vs St. Kilda
Ok so in that case we can agree that our awful skills across the board have nothing to do with injuries, and just simply putrid footballers?