Very Jaded

Embarrassing performance. Quite honestly all these cocky fans thinking we will [censored] this in. 2022 Melbourne is not a shadow of 2021 Melbourne.

Melksham. Just. Melksham

The most disappointing part for me is how easy we are leaking goals. Everyone on Demonland told me we will win by 40 points tho.

How we let Hickey just do what he wants. It’s beyond me. We have two ruckman and both are as bad as each other today.

Brain fade central

If our midfield doesn’t lift this game is gone. I will never understand how Gawn Viney Clarry and Trac don’t rip games apart. That is an A++ combo.

Swans can win the flag. They are exceptionally well drilled and coached. Our midfield has been super disappointing.

Trac is struggling with the quad. They have done a great job tagging and illegally blocking Oliver. Love how the umpires turn a blind eye when it’s Clarry. He will never win the Brownlow the way the umpires hate him.

May started the momentum swing with utter stupidity

He’s out there doing a warm up and the Physio put the thumb up.

Fritsch is in the rooms with the doctor

Weather forecast is wrong as usual. Why oh why can’t Melbourne just ease up with the rain?!

I can't wait to spend 48 minutes post game trying to get inside Richmond station and waiting for a train What a time to be alive!

First final since 2018 for us Victorians. If you don't attend today you are a fool. I'll be voiceless by quarter time.

Tom Lynch should just kick for goal better

I asked the puppy who he thought would win tonight. He was non committal. Worrying.

Lachie Neale is next level. He was the difference. His talent stood out.

How about we ALL get what we want. Endless premierships for all Dees fans

I think it’s funny and important to make fun of yourself. I don’t have an issue with it. I have an issue with our fans coming to games to clap politely like they’re at a funeral or the theater. Get feral!

Thanks. It was yesterday. But the real party will be tonight if we win.

All I asked for my birthday is a Melbourne win. Let’s Go Dees! Also please Melbourne fans come and be loud! Make noise and get the umpires on our side and lift the boys. We missed out last year and it still hurts. Don’t take this opportunity for granted.

But has the battery died yet? I swear I only charged it once a week. My iPhone is lucky to last 2 hours.

Crystal clear like homemade porn recorded on a Nokia 3310

The Richmond song at the end. Lol. Lachie Neale is a superstar.

I meant because our backline would never let this level of non defending happen. Steven May would rather punch a teammate than concede 16 goals.