Jaded No More

If I sold them I could probably pay for Clarkson to come coach Melbourne.

If Lewis is dropped I will donate my entire shoe collection to charity.

Hawks mascot must have been in our huddle at quarter time and freaked our players out

I will eat my arm if they drop Lewis. Worst vice captain in the AFL!

Our defense went to [censored] when Roos left. Goodwin is the one who has ruined our balance. This handball at all costs and bomb it long is his plan. It’s been happening for over a year now and even after a whole pre season nothing has changed. For once we have the list to at the very list play finals, but we don’t have the coaching staff. Typical.

Omac was fantastic. He was literally the only player who did not panic once. Kudos to him. Lewis needs to retire and Bugg needs to sign a VFL contract.

Another positive is I can plan a business trip in September without having to go in the bye week and miss my birthday.

Lewis. Vice captain. All you need to know about why we are a soft team. This is the apparent quality of our leadership. And I am out. Goodwin is a joke.

[censored] off Retirement-Fund Lewis. You are a disgrace. Good on Wagner for giving him an earful. Pathetic!

Yet who is surprised?

Goodwin has a LOT to answer for. Pathetic coaching.

Game over.

Melbourne with the ball Clarkson is out of contract this year... just saying!

So glad we had that closed training session to work on that super secret strategy of PANIC BALL.

I don’t want to jinx it but Oscar has been A grade. We have done a good job on Mitchell. I think Jonesy is on him. However we are still losing the clearances which is not helping the panic handball to 12 Hawthorn players versus 1 Melbourne player.

And Harmes rucking is a joke. I know we don’t want to go tall in the wet but the whole time Gawn was on the bench was an utter shambles in the middle.

Bugg is truly awful. I don’t care if he kicked 14 last week, he is not AFL quality and the quicker he goes the better our team will be.

Terrible quarter. I guess we had to have one.

Where is Gawn?????? Is he injured?

One coach is a genius and figured out how to kill us. Again. Another coach is struggling big time. Must be our bad quarter?

Disappointing to only be 2 up with such dominance. We dropped off in the last 10 mins and it was costly. Hawthorn can hurt you so quickly! Maxy again missing an important goal!

Bugg and Lever incredibly costly with their fumbles. Everyone else doing well. Welcome back Gussy!

MCC and the rest of us are stuck behind the goals. There’s at least 80!

Oh god they have a marching band. And we thought our trumpeter was bad! God is so sad by this marching band, it just started raining!

Yep although the rain stopped the ground would be very wet and the ball will get heavy quickly. I hope we’ve learnt to kick off the ground like Hawks do in the wet.