Red and Bluebeard

I'll know you're serious, jazza, when your cows go "Omm... " rather than "Moo!" when being milked ...

Yeah, those ones stick in your memory for as long as a day or two afterwards, no matter how hard you try ... :-)

We all have our crosses to bear (especially us Demon tragics :-)

Sensible advice. Will be interested to read it when you're done.

Or maybe Internet Explorer just doesn't give a stuff ... :-)

Thanks, OD. How is yours going?

On the wagon? So no single malt? Bananas only? :-) :-) :-)

"Pumping iron"? (which is not a noun phrase :-)

Welcome back, DF. However, that is so 2013 ... :-)

Mine would read:Dear PJ, I have followed this club all my life and am too rusted in not to. But could the players make it a little bit easier? At the moment I feel like a junkie who knows that stuff is bad for him, but just can't give it up. Give us something please!

Sounds like there will be a test at the end ... :-)

I thought bananas were the spice of life ...

Insert random banana comment to keep things moving ...

Could it be that their highs are higher and their lows lower than the rest of us?

Keep it up, jazza. Are you saying you are recovering your good taste? :-)

Peanut fan, eh jazza? Whatever helps you stay off the smokes, I guess :-)

I like the way you think ...

Somehow that didn't come as a shock .... Can't imagine why ... :-) :-)

I'll shout you one at the next opportunity ...

Sounds like a name for a cocktail :-)

It is certainly best, most enjoyable and least inane thread. It also had the best banana recipes; what more could you want ? :-) :-)

I know. The issue I was disputing was that this thread us about preserving sanity; I think one could say the evidence is for the opposite (and I like it that way) :-)

Speak for yourself ... :-)

I sat through the crap the Dees dished up last Sunday, and I have sat through many similar matches, but I'll be buggered if I will ever sit through an episode of that rubbish. It would be more fun listening to a three way shitstir between BBO, Biffen and jazza ... :-)