Red and Bluebeard

Cheap chinese chainsaws, secret squirrel [censored], ... is this alliteration week or something?

Having standards would fool you?

I am sure there is no better reason to resupply than an imminent visit from the young one ...

Bit hard to push what doesn't exist, BBO ...

So how were the bananas for breakfast this morning, OD?

Old fart fat?

All the more to cut, eh DC?

OD would add single malt ...

Keep it up! (ie more jokes and no durries).

I am not a great fan of Adelaide, but something in me finds it hard to be upset when the Pies get done and may miss out on the finals as a result ...

How about 'faster to recover than BBO's liver' then?

I am not sure that would increase their milk production ...

I blame the green maggots for not paying frees for incorrect disposal ... (and James Frawley for not telling us his intentions months ago )

So you don't think we are a chance against the Eagles, DF? If we did get up then, I believe we would hear your cheers over here ....

Lentils for life, then ...

Because it was that sort of game, perhaps? Not flogged by 10 goals like the last two weeks, not a win, just a clanger fest in which for each good bit of play there were one or two facepalm-worthy moments ... One more brick in the road to somewhere good, I hope.

You obviously haven't seen what the Vietnamese will eat, then ... Not much of anything goes to waste ... I would say don't eat what you wouldn't kill yourself.

There are some who say that a single malt never could go to waste, OD ..

First time I have read about JW's nuts, females and smoke deprivation in the same post, jazza. Trying to compete with Biff or something? Keep up the good work keeping off the smokes, though ...

OD, at training today when I dropped in there were some players (possibly Casey? Not sure exactly who they were) training in a different version of your favourite white jumper. MFC logo in front, white body and red side panels (where the navy ones are on the current clash strip). Might be a new version? If you like, take the jumper from the game against the Cats, make the logo navy, the navy part white and add red side panels (should have got a photo!)

I thought you were a full cream man, jazza ...

When I was a kid, it was what the actress said to the bishop ...

Sometimes there are no words ...

You don't rate our unbeaten record at the Adelaide Oval this season, Redleg? :-)

Perhaps 'Come crash with us' is more apt now?